It seems that as the Animal Uprising™ gets closer to realizing its goal of conquering humanity, they are actually getting to be more and more like humans themselves. Thus we have stoned deer, pub crawling rats and drunken moose wandering about. The deer appear to be most susceptible: now they've taken up gambling. That's right, they're playing the ponies. Or playing with the ponies, as the case may be.
SALEM, N.H. — A deer jumped onto the track at Rockingham Park in Salem, N.H., on Friday and followed the field of horses down the stretch.
Witnesses said that the deer went out of the lake in the Rockingham Park infield and jumped onto the track during the eighth race. It then waited for the horses to go through the turn and started racing behind them before jumping back into the infield.
Ok, so maybe they confused gambling with gamboling but they're trying to acquire the bad habits.
