Shark Jumping

John Berlau argues that the global Goregasm of the whole Live Earth concert extravaganza (along with massive energy consumption and subsequent enormous release of carbon) is an indication that the entire global warming hysteria has jumped the shark.

This weekend, rock stars will jet around the world, cars and buses will clog traffic, and elaborate sound stages will be set up to burn massive amounts of fuel to send the message to fans at home that they better conserve their energy or face the allegedly dire threat of global warming.

The Live Earth concerts, which start this Saturday, July 7, are also one last chance for Baby Boomers to relive the “flower power” activism of the ’60s. In a recent interview in Rolling Stone, former Vice President Al Gore invoked music icon Bob Dylan to promote the importance of these concerts. Citing Dylan’s ‘60 anthem “The Times They Are A-Changin’”. Gore rambled: “What’s the old Bob Dylan line? ‘Come senators, congressmen, please heed the call/Rattle your windows’ – what’s the rest of it? – ‘for the times they are a-changin’.”

But there’s just one problem with invoking Dylan to hype the global warming scare. And that is that Dylan himself has expressed skepticism — to the same magazine — to the notion that global warming is a catastrophe. When he was asked by Rolling Stone founder and publisher Jann Wenner in the magazine’s 40th anniversary issue if he worried about global warming, Dylan replied with an unexpected rejoinder. He asked Wenner, “Where’s the global warming? It’s freezing here.” Wenner, who has blanketed Rolling Stone and his other magazine Men’s Journal with doom-and gloom climate change stories (that often bash CEI), quickly moved on to other topics after he received his comeuppance.

Yet Dylan’s latest statement may signal that in the global warming debate, the times are changing. Even independent-minded celebrities are now questioning the establishment media orthodoxy that the debate over global warming and its effects are all but over. In a phrase familiar to those who study pop culture, it appears that the global warming scare may have “jumped the shark.”

Oh, do read it all. He's got quite a lot over there, including a quote from one of the more sensible musical acts in the world, the Arctic Monkeys:

And the latest is from the new band Arctic Monkeys, who expressed skepticism about the concert to the French wire service AFP. “It’s a bit patronizing for us 21 year olds to try to start to change the world,” drummer Matt Helders said. “Especially when we’re using enough power for 10 houses just for (stage) lighting. It’d be a bit hypocritical.”

In other words, they get it. Wasting vast amounts of energy and producing large volumes of carbon gases to "raise awareness" about the dangers of wasting vast amounts of energy and producing large volumes of carbon gases is, at best, a bit hypocritical. Actually, it is outright fraud pimped by a man with a massive financial stake in making people believe his pronouncements. Shark jumping, indeed.

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  By syn, July 7, 2007 @ 11:16 am

  No doubt multiple stadiums full of vegans farting all together will raise the level of stink awareness.

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  By Lars Walker, July 7, 2007 @ 8:57 pm

  I’m not a fan of Dylan’s, but he’s a Minnesota boy. He knows whereof he speaks when he says it’s cold.

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