The Good Life
It takes a very special sort of fitness regime to keep Jack Nicholson in his current shape.
Exercise One: Take an extra-large baguette stuffed with your favourite filling and raise it to the mouth. Lick lips. Eat.
Exercise Two: Wash it down with a Diet Coke.
Exercise Three: Light up a cigarette. Exercise Four: Do some gentle stretching exercises (not too vigorous, now) watched by bikini-clad lovelies.
Result: One of the most impressive manbooband-belly combinations currently to be seen in the Mediterranean sun.
Nicholson, 70, has always enjoyed the attentions of the fair sex and he was in his element aboard a speedboat off Saint Jean Cap-Ferrat, in the South of France.
And they have pictures. I count five bikini-clad occupants of the boat. Nicholson is not one of them.
World news | Gaius July 8, 2007
