Detonating Deer Deals Damage Down East
Well, ok, strictly speaking, the town of Palermo, Maine isn't actually part of "Down East" Maine. But its pretty close to Penobscot Bay, so we took a little literary license. Anyway, they have a report of the first apparent use by the Animal Uprising™ of a detonating deer to deal damage to a car and its occupants. Seriously.
Palermo: Deer hit by bike explodes into oncoming car
PALERMO - All four people involved in an unusual motorcycle-car-deer collision Friday morning on Route 3 escaped serious injury, but the animal’s death left a gruesome mark on the occupants of the car.
Bob Keating, chief deputy of the Waldo County Sheriff’s Department, said Friday it was the most unusual crash involving a deer he has seen in his more than 30 years in law enforcement…….
…… "It just exploded in the car," he said of the deer. "I’ve never seen anything like it."
Both Gilman, who was wearing a seat belt, and her son escaped serious injury.
We left out the really gruesome part. Let's just say the upholstery is a total loss. So are the occupant's clothing. Enough said. But is this a new weapon in the Animal Uprising™'s bag of dirty tricks? Time will tell.
We left out the really gruesome part. Let's just say the upholstery is a total loss. So are the occupant's clothing. Enough said. But is this a new weapon in the Animal Uprising™'s bag of dirty tricks? Time will tell.
By Mwalimu Daudi, Sunday, 15 July , 2007 @ 11:10 am
Rather than pursue a military solution against this insurgency we need to understand the root causes of the destructive behavior that deer are being driven to and instead negotiate for peace.
Needless to say the root causes of this insurgency are the war-for-oil in Iraq, global warming, tax cuts, Zionist occupation of Palestine, the hunting of baby seals, NAFTA, the NSA domestic spying program, Halliburton, conservative talk radio, and flouridation of drinking water.
By BlogDog, Sunday, 15 July , 2007 @ 11:45 pm
Maybe it was BAM!bi.