Exhibitionist Hedgehogs Perform Porn
And if you think we're making this up, you don't really know us very well at all. German police were called to investigate a disturbance in a garden in Bremen recently. The homeowner heard a bunch of loud noises out there in the dark. When police rigged spotlights to see what was going on, they got a surprise. Hedgehog porn.
Police called to investigate a disturbing noise in the garden of a house in Bremen, in northern Germany, were surprised to find it coming from two hedgehogs mating vigorously by a pond.
"The hedgehogs were loud and uninhibited in their actions last night. Neither the owners of the house nor the police officers called to the scene were able to put a stop to their passionate fornication," Bremen police said in a statement.
The spiky little mammals are usually shy but wouldn't stop mating even when they were caught in the glare of a police floodlight. In fact, the attention seemed to make them more amorous.
Neighbours started crowding around the garden fence to watch. "The many observers didn't deter the two hedgehogs in the slightest, in fact they intensified their activities," police said.
Hedgehogs: the exhibitionists of the Animal Uprising™. Now, we have no doubt whatsoever that there is probably someone surfing the web looking for hedgehog porn. There are even stranger things than that on the interwebby tubes.
By TC@LeatherPenguin, Wednesday, 25 July , 2007 @ 11:28 am
“Hedgehogs: the
exhibitionistsRon Jeremys of the Animal Uprisingâ„¢.”Fixed that for you.