It Isn’t Easter, So It Must Be Erie

A literal plague of little white bunnies is invading a grocery store in Erie, Pennsylvania. Workers there have no idea where the pasty pests are coming from, but they have found them everywhere.

ERIE, Pa. – A grocery was hopping Tuesday. Bombarded by an invasion of little white bunny rabbits, workers at the Tops Friendly Market were using everything available — hands, boxes and bags — to capture the furry creatures that seemed to be popping up all over the place.

"We never saw them before Monday," Jason Phillips, a store worker, said. "Now they're everywhere."

The workers believe someone may have dumped the rabbits — 16 so far — in the woods behind the store.

What concerns us is the last sentence in the report. Some of the employees have been taking the captured bunnies home. One employee is quoted as saying:

"These are better than gerbils."

The mind boggles.

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