Oh Deer
One of the enforcers for the Animal Uprising™ conducted a daring daylight raid on a hardware store in downtown Farmington, Michigan Friday. The deadly deer, obviously on steroids, knocked the store's front door completely off the hinges.
It wasn't the usual stomping grounds for an adult deer, who decided to do a little window shopping in downtown Farmington on Friday afternoon.
At about 1:45 p.m. the deer broke through the front door of the new Ace Hardware store in the Downtown Farmington Center on Grand River, east of Farmington Road.
"At first, I thought that it was a large dog bumping against the front door," assistant manager Christopher Husk said.
"The door didn't break, it just fell off the hinges."
Stunned, the deer reportedly waited a bit and then leapt through the front window, startling the dozens of customers inside.
Some people tried to hold the deer in the back of the store.
But the deer was smarter than the folks trying to pin him. He bolted out the open delivery door out back. What the article does not mention is that the deer also shoplifted several items, including rope and a Sawzall. We don't know what they're building but we are very worried.
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By Sam L., Monday, 30 July , 2007 @ 8:39 am
You missed the nail gun and the case of nails; the deer didn’t. Those deer are sneakier than even you know.