Justice Is Served
Serbian authorities have finally woken up to the potential dangers of the Animal Uprising™. They have finally done the right thing and jailed the real miscreant responsible for a violent crime. That's right, they threw the bull in jail.
A one and a half ton bull has been locked up in a Serbian prison farm so that his owner, serving time for a stabbing, could look after him.
Authorities decided that the only way to save four-year old Micko from the slaughterhouse was to put him in the farm at Novi Sad District Prison to join his owner Hamdija Djuric. Djuric was jailed on July 21 for stabbing a man, according to a local news agency.
The authorities are not quite willing to admit they made a mistake, however. Djuric was framed by the bull, of course. Now, if the humans can just shiv the bull in a yard rumble, justice will finally be served. Medium rare, with sautéed mushrooms.
By Sylvia, Friday, 3 August , 2007 @ 6:59 pm
That’s a big boy. You’re going to want more than mushrooms. I think probably the only edible ways to fix him will be highly seasoned stews. Who’s paying for his feed in prison?