Well, Thank Heavens That’s Cleared Up
A former British spy, who was jailed after "blowing the whistle" on wrongdoing in the British intelligence services has a new gig. Oh, David Shayler has tried his hand at a number of things since he left MI5 in 1996. He's tried his hand at writing novels, being a conspiracy theorist about the September 11, 2001 attacks on the United States and even a brief flirtation with politics. But finally, he's found his true niche in life.
David Shayler told British cable channel More4 News that he had visited a psychic who he believes channelled the spirit of Mary Magdalene and anointed him as the Messiah.
"Suddenly my whole life made sense," the 41-year-old former officer with Britain's domestic intelligence service MI5 said in an interview broadcast Thursday evening.
"I felt a sense of peace, I suddenly realised why it had been how it had, why I seem to get such a strange deal from the universe, when I seem to be trying to tell the truth about everything."
Shayler told the programme his new powers included the ability to change the weather and that he had helped prevent the attempted car bombings in London and Glasgow in June through meditation.
He also claimed that his favourite football team, English Premiership side Middlesbrough, won a place in the 2006 UEFA cup final against Spanish side Seville because he had "channelled the light". Boro lost.
Shayler was released from prison in in 2002 after serving seven weeks for breaching Britain's Official Secrets Act.
He left MI5 in 1996 and subsequently made a number of allegations, including that Britain's overseas intelligence service, MI6, plotted to assassinate the Libyan leader Moamer Kadhafi.
We look forward to Shayler's revelations on new truther evidence. This will ad soooo much credibility to that group. This announcement is not going to sit well with former BBC sports announcer David Icke who proclaimed himself the "son of God" a while ago. Icke has a charming theory that the world is actually controlled by shapeshifting reptiles… . 'l. .. l l Oh, sorry, got one of my talons caught on the keyboard.
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By Jack, Friday, 10 August , 2007 @ 1:32 pm
You know, for the modern British generally to have so litle interest in religion they sure have a real stockpile of Messiahs.
By Gaius, Friday, 10 August , 2007 @ 2:36 pm
Maybe they’re trying to collect a full set. Like Madonna is with kids…..
By Jack, Friday, 10 August , 2007 @ 6:41 pm
“Like Madonna is with kids…..”
Or the Child of Madonna
By Mwalimu Daudi, Friday, 10 August , 2007 @ 9:46 pm
Shayler cannot be the new Messiah. Mother Sheehan is.
Oops - she is now officially a fallen angel. Maybe it was Scott Beauchamp that inherited the Messiah title?
Hold on a sec! I forgot - the 2008 Democrat presidential nominee will be anointed the Messiah by the MSM next year. That’s good enough for me! Just think - we get a brand-new Messiah every four years, unlike those stuffy Christians who have been stuck with the same one for nearly 2000 years. Booooooooring!
By FedUp, Saturday, 11 August , 2007 @ 8:29 am
God must be holding His sides! Shayler either needs to step up his medication or get more tin foil…
Geez, where do they come from?