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We've posted about the criminal habits of deer on many occasions. They are the enforcers for the Animal Uprising™ and are also notorious shoplifters. So this report, from Canton, Ohio, comes as no surprise. A deer tried to get into the local Giant Eagle store. (Don't get your hopes up, Giant Eagle is a grocery store, but it doesn't stock eagle - we checked.)

The first call about a deer running into the entrance doors of Giant Eagle came into the Regional Emergency Dispatch Center at 11:11 a.m.

That was followed by a call from a store employee who said the deer broke the doors of the grocery store.

The animal failed to gain entrance to the store. After coming out on the losing end with the glass, the deer took off. “Officer (Todd) Macaluso tracked the deer to I-77 near Wal-Mart,” Zink said.

Frustrated in its efforts to shoplift at the grocery store, it headed for the local Wal-Mart. Looking for lower prices or a better selection, maybe.