Proof That Illegal Drugs Make You Stupid
This reads like a comedy skit. It really does. Police in Eugene, Oregon had raided an apartment suspected of being a drug house. They had the occupant handcuffed on a couch while writing up a citation when there was a knock on the door.
As detectives stood around with their badges hanging from their necks and latex gloves on their hands, the man asked the tenant, "Can you hook me up?" Webber said.
The tenant was seated on the couch with handcuffs around his wrists. A detective was writing him a citation.
The tenant said, "I don't think I can help you," Webber recalled, but the visitor persisted. He then allegedly turned to a detective and asked him for meth.
That didn't work out too well for the solicitor - they arrested him and found marijuana hidden on his person. But wait, there's more:
They also arrested a man who walked into the apartment carrying seven baggies of meth, Webber said.
A fourth man showed up at the apartment carrying an illegal butterfly knife, Webber said. He told police he had come to tell Puckett not to sell drugs to his girlfriend. He left with a citation for carrying a concealed weapon.
After that, the report says, the officers quit answering the door. I don't know why - they were on a roll. They could have taken down most of the druggies in town at the rate they were going.






By terrence, Friday, 17 August , 2007 @ 10:08 pm
HEEYYY Man.
That sounds like entrapment.
ya got anything to eat, some OREOS, maybe, like a bag full?
By crosspatch, Saturday, 18 August , 2007 @ 1:14 am
What has always bothered me is why cops have such a hard time finding drug dealers while drug users have no trouble finding them at all.
Something isn’t right.