It Wasn’t The Monster Mash

But it was a graveyard smash. A drunken German woman managed to drive her vehicle through a graveyard, smashing headstones and damaging graves before finally coming to rest.

In an open grave.

The woman drove into the graveyard in the southern town of Mitterteich on a track running through it but veered off as she struggled to control her vehicle, local police said.

"Eventually she ended up stuck in a grave and couldn't get out, so we had to pull her out," a police spokesman said. "She said she'd come to visit one of her relatives' graves."

Lady, if that isn't a sign, I don't know what would be.