Shhhhhh! They’re listening!

Just when you thought it was safe to discuss the Animal Uprising™, we bring alarming news. The animal overlords, utilizing their gruesome genetic manipulation techniques have perfected a new listening device to eavesdrop on humans. Be afraid, you never know when a four-eared rabbit may be listening.

You've heard of a four leaf clover but what about a four-eared rabbit.

Take a look at Pete. He's a wild rabbit in north Bakersfield, California.

Pete and three other rabbits live under a shed.

Pete, or as he is really known, Radar O'Rabbit, is listening to the humans nearby and gathering intelligence that the animal overlords will use to plan their next offensive. And worst of all, our informants also tell us that he can pick up satellite television without having to pay a monthly fee. (They have video.)