AHA! We Caught Him!

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We here at Blue Crab Boulevard have been documenting the savage aerial attacks of armor-plated prehistoric cruise missiles on the Suwannee River. The flying sturgeons have been rampaging down there for some time now, causing numerous injuries. We now have proof of who is behind this senseless violence. And it is not pretty, folks. You thought the Cold War was over, didn't you? Well, as if the recent resurgence of Russian bombers flying into British and American airspace wasn't provocative enough, we now know that Vladimir Putin is behind the savage sturgeon of the Suwannee!

MOSCOW (AFP) – Politicians love to be shown kissing babies, but Russian President Vladimir Putin took on an altogether more slippery customer Friday by puckering up for a fish.

The Kremlin leader, who is due to step down at the end of his second term next March, looked every bit the seasoned campaigner when he lifted the sturgeon at a fish farm in southern Russia and gave the creature a peck on the head.

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5 Responses to AHA! We Caught Him!

  1. Lars Walker says:

    OK. That one made me laugh.

  2. Maggie says:

    Okay, a week or two ago Vlad was appealing to the Russian gays with the picture of him de-shirted and fishing in a stream …

    Is he now trying to appeal to the Russian cat population or the Russian fish population here?

  3. Gaius says:

    The gay fish population?

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