“Excuse Me, Officer. Could You Move So I Can Rob The Bank?”

Today's criminal mastermind didn't exactly say that, but he did pass a uniformed police officer on his way to rob a bank. Not once, not twice, but three times. He walked right past the cop three times and still tried a bank robbery.

Langston Robins, 21, faces multiple charges for allegedly handing a bank clerk a note and a gym bag and then fleeing as Officer Chad Herndon tried to arrest him.

Robins went into the bank at 3:30 p.m. Wednesday and walked past Herndon to ask a teller where the restroom was. Robins walked past Herndon again on the way to the bathroom, and then again when he approached the teller.

"I just don't know why he didn't see a uniformed police officer standing basically right in front of him," Little Rock police spokesman Lt. Terry Hastings said. "My guess is he's just not the brightest of people."

There goes the poor lad's hopes of becoming a rocket surgeon.