Well, there's supposed to be a new Osama video coming out. All the stories are reporting the miraculous change in appearance, with Osama looking younger than ever.
The jihadist Web site announced the tape with a banner, showing a still picture of bin Laden, now 50 years old, looking fit with a full beard of dark black hair, no gray at all.
"It does look oddly like he is wearing a false beard," Richard Clarke, a former White House counterterrorism official and now ABC News consultant, said. "If we go back to the tape three years, he had a very white beard. This looks like a phony beard that has been passed on."
The "phony beard" may be an important clue as to where bin Laden is hiding, according to Clarke.
Well, ok, we've never used that hair dye trick, but then, we never wanted to, either. The beard thing doesn't really bother us so much, but the rest of the things old Osama has done to appear younger and more hip kind of do. Where's the dignity, man?
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Pimp my jihad?
Bwahahahaha!
Dang! He looks like those heroin addicts who hang out
in downtown Jacksonville.
Finally .. a Democrat in favor of tax cuts.