If not, perhaps the two groups can get together and form a Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory (GUCT): The Holocaust was a Bushitler lie to steal oil from Germany, Iraq and New Orleans while covering up the assassinations of Presidents Lincoln, Kennedy and McKinley. McKinley, as everyone knows, was about to reveal the Bush Administration’s plans to cut taxes while listen in on international phone calls made from Gitmo to the space aliens from Altair IV held captive in the secret gulag at Area 51.

Obviously, a few bugs need to be worked out with the GUCT. This sounds like a job for Ron Paul!