Some people get a kick out of chicken choking. We here at Blue Crab Boulevard, however, want to go on the record as being four-square against it. There are a lot of things one can do with one's chicken, as this person has obviously found out. But choking it is, in our opinion, right out. Therefore we decry the latest in Chinese products. We do not endorse bottled chicken-choking water. Period.
It appears the tainted Chinese product scandal is even worse than imagined. I've known of places where it's not safe to drink the water, but this is ridiculous.
Chinese chicken chokes after testing the water
BEIJING (Reuters) – Think a bottle of mineral water might have poisoned you? Then test it on a chicken.
One Chinese family on the southern island province of Hainan had just that idea when one of their number started vomiting blood after drinking a bottle of water, a newspaper said.
They fed the luckless chicken the rest of the water to see what would happen, the Beijing News said, citing a report in a local paper. "The result was the chicken died within a minute,"
Yes, we know that choking the chicken is popular in some circles, but we simply can't endorse it here. We are principled that way. Which is why we also do not want any of that bottled water. We're chicken that way.
