To: All Russian people
From: Head Fish Kisser
Close on heels of huge success of our one-way submersible submarine glorious Kursk, we are proud to announce our newest super-weapon. Unmatchable super vacuum bomb will strike fear into hearts of West. with unmatched environmental friendliness, said super bomb will hoover our enemies into submission. We are also soon to announce much-feared Nock gun which will strike more fear into our enemies. While super vacuum weapon is already greatly feared by West, our glorious scientifical type people already have plans to improve performances. There is always Roomba for improvement.
That is all, please to go back to procreating.
UPDATE: Who your daddy is?
Next, comrades, we unveil the miraculously advanced mineral impact device….which we call “The Rock!”
Quiet! Is secret!
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