http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/09/11/glorious-news-comrades/ Summum nec metuas diem, nec optes - Marcus Valerius Martialis Tue, 02 Aug 2011 22:27:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/09/11/glorious-news-comrades/comment-page-1/#comment-65897 Blue Crab Boulevard » Terrifying New Weapon Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:03:34 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/09/11/glorious-news-comrades/#comment-65897 [...] Well, the Russians may have perfected a new "vacuum bomb", but the Animal Uprising™ has already beat them. Because the Russians need airplanes to deliver their explosives. The animals have perfected the anti-aircraft deer. Flying an airplane takes a command of certain skills, but being able to dodge a deer isn't typically considered one of them. [...] [...] Well, the Russians may have perfected a new "vacuum bomb", but the Animal Uprising™ has already beat them. Because the Russians need airplanes to deliver their explosives. The animals have perfected the anti-aircraft deer. Flying an airplane takes a command of certain skills, but being able to dodge a deer isn't typically considered one of them. [...]

]]> http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/09/11/glorious-news-comrades/comment-page-1/#comment-65806 Gaius Wed, 12 Sep 2007 12:47:03 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/09/11/glorious-news-comrades/#comment-65806 Quiet! Is secret! Quiet! Is secret!

]]> http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/09/11/glorious-news-comrades/comment-page-1/#comment-65804 Tully Wed, 12 Sep 2007 12:39:10 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/09/11/glorious-news-comrades/#comment-65804 Next, comrades, we unveil the miraculously advanced mineral impact device....which we call "The Rock!" Next, comrades, we unveil the miraculously advanced mineral impact device….which we call “The Rock!”

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