Flash: Penguins Take Hostage

Posted on September 20, 2007 by Gaius

We regret to inform our readers that Jessica Alba has been taken hostage by a gang of penguins. (Obviously, she's suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.)

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4 Responses to Flash: Penguins Take Hostage

  1. Rebecca H says:
    September 20, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    If I didn’t have the hots for her onagain/offagain (possibly spouse) Michael Weatherly, I’d be upset. As it is, someone needs to advise the penguins on their nutritional intake.

  2. mockinbird says:
    September 20, 2007 at 3:24 pm

    Third penguin from the left:Got milk?

  3. Blackhawk says:
    September 20, 2007 at 10:12 pm

    Those dirty, dirty, bassids…

  4. wheels says:
    September 21, 2007 at 10:13 am

    Given the smile on her face, I’m wondering if she’s fallen victim to Stockholm syndrome.