Flash: Penguins Take Hostage

We regret to inform our readers that Jessica Alba has been taken hostage by a gang of penguins. (Obviously, she's suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.)

categories Animals | Gaius Thursday, 20 September , 2007

  • By Rebecca H, Thursday, 20 September , 2007 @ 2:30 pm

    If I didn’t have the hots for her onagain/offagain (possibly spouse) Michael Weatherly, I’d be upset. As it is, someone needs to advise the penguins on their nutritional intake.

  • By mockinbird, Thursday, 20 September , 2007 @ 3:24 pm

    Third penguin from the left:Got milk?

  • By Blackhawk, Thursday, 20 September , 2007 @ 10:12 pm

    Those dirty, dirty, bassids…

  • By wheels, Friday, 21 September , 2007 @ 10:13 am

    Given the smile on her face, I’m wondering if she’s fallen victim to Stockholm syndrome.

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