Daily Archives: September 21, 2007

Counterfeit Bison!

Posted on September 21, 2007 by Gaius

The herd of bison that roam about on Catalina Island of the coast of Southern California have just undergone genetic testing to determine whether they were authentic or not. Sadly, it turns out that the bison aren't exactly bison. LOS … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, News | 1 Comment

A Tale Told By An Idiot

Posted on September 21, 2007 by Gaius

Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. (William Shakespeare, … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, War | 5 Comments

Doing The Right Thing

Posted on September 21, 2007 by Gaius

Kevin Everett, the Buffalo Bill tight end who was severely injured in the season opener on September 9th has been transferred to a hospital in Houston. Doctors expect him to be walking in a few days. The transfer was done … Continue reading →

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The Art Of Being Stupid

Posted on September 21, 2007 by Gaius

Proving, once again, that going to college does not necessarily mean you're smart, an MIT student has just narrowly avoided being shot dead. Why? Well, because she wanted to wear her "art" in Boston's Logan Airport. Said "art" being a … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Dumb Stuff, News, The Ivory Tower | 5 Comments

Cataloging Hsu

Posted on September 21, 2007 by Gaius

NOTE: Important update at bottom.  Wow, Flip Pidot has taken sole and complete ownership of the Norman Hsu investigation. Journalists could seriously learn from him. He has uncovered something that suddenly makes huge chunks of the Hsu mystery fall into … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Politics | 2 Comments

Ahmadinejad Does Columbia

Posted on September 21, 2007 by Gaius

The Columbia Spectator describes a meeting between student leaders and Columbia University President Lee Bollinger to discuss the invitation of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to speak there. Nearly 50 student leaders and a dozen administrators sat down with University President Lee Bollinger … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, Left Wing, The Ivory Tower | 4 Comments

Lowlife Lizards Lounge In Lancashire

Posted on September 21, 2007 by Gaius

The Blackpool airport in Lancashire was the scene of the latest depravity by the Animal Uprising™. Long known as masters of disguise, the reptile legions have reached a whole new level with their latest bit of creative camouflage. Iguanas disguised … Continue reading →

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Norman Hsu And A Corrupt System

Posted on September 21, 2007 by Gaius

The Federal government has filed new charges against Norman Hsu, as they promised yesterday. The complain paints an ugly picture of the bundling system for campaign cash. The potential for corruption is enormous. The 16-page complaint, signed by an FBI agent, … Continue reading →

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Moose Dating Service

Posted on September 21, 2007 by Gaius

Waterford, New York is the home of an exciting new service. Wildly popular among young bull moose, the Waterford Moose Dating Service is now open for business. WATERFORD, N.Y. — The 800-pound visitor made a few house calls Wednesday morning, causing … Continue reading →

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Waiting For The Eruption

Posted on September 21, 2007 by Gaius

Charles Krauthammer looks at recent events in the Middle East and sees a single hand behind them all: Iran. That's something a lot of people have been saying for quite some time, of course, myself among them. But he likens … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran | 3 Comments