The Blackpool airport in Lancashire was the scene of the latest depravity by the Animal Uprising™. Long known as masters of disguise, the reptile legions have reached a whole new level with their latest bit of creative camouflage. Iguanas disguised as a woman's bra is just over the top.
The green reptile was discovered when a police officer noticed something was moving under a woman's dress at the airport on Friday.
She was stopped and after a security guard found the iguana peeking out of her bra, she admitted it was hers.
Police said the woman, who agreed her pet could go to a new home at Blackpool Zoo, would not be prosecuted.
The iguana was led away humming something that sounded like "Thanks for the Memories." Although we may have spelled that last word wrong. We here at Blue Crab Boulevard always try to keep our readers abreast of the latest developments. So ladies, do check your bras to make sure there isn't some lowlife lizard lounging around in there.
