Glorious Bolivarian Efficiencies Achieved!

The Government of (T)Hugo Chavez is pleased to announce a new, glorious efficiency achieved in the new socialist worker's paradise: Preemptive Autopsies!

An error in paperwork sent a man in Venezuela, who was knocked unconscious in a road accident, for an autopsy.

The confusion occurred after ambulance workers reached the scene of the accident, between a lorry and a car.

Officials completed a form requesting an autopsy rather than one requesting treatment for injuries, and the man was sent to the morgue.

Venezuela's highways police confirmed that the two hospital forms look almost identical and can be easily confused.

It is not every day that someone wakes up from their own autopsy, but that is what happened to driver Carlos Camejo.

The technique will be especially useful when political opponents seek medical treatment! Top that, you capitalist lackeys.