A Rose By Any Other Name Would Be A Pilchard

The Daily Mail informs us that the fishing industry is busily renaming fish that formerly had, shall we say, unappealing names so as to make them more attractive to diners everywhere. So it is that we have the 'orange roughy'. That fish used to be known by the quaint name of 'slimehead'. The 'Chilean sea bass' used to be the 'Patagonian toothfish'. And so it goes.

Invite the average shopper to tuck into pilchards and the response is likely to be a swift: "No thank you".

Yet describe the same dish as Cornish sardines and they will be eagerly snapped up by health- conscious customers keen to enjoy the benefits of eating oily fish.

Marks & Spencer has seen a sales boom in fresh pilchards by the simple expedient of giving them the new name - dispelling memories of the mushy tinned product in tomato sauce.

And around the country fishmongers and restaurants are having similar success by replacing traditional names such as rat-tails and witch with the less off-putting grenadier and Torbay sole.

Faced with dangerously low stocks of traditional favourites such as cod because of over-fishing, the industry is desperate to tempt consumers to try lesser-known species.

So the slimehead is now orange roughy, and Patagonian toothfish sells better as Chilean sea bass.

We here at Blue Crab Boulevard can see where this is heading. Pretty soon an old boot pulled out of the water will be sold as 'fillet of sole'. A worn out tire will be called 'blackfish'. We are also smart enough to get in on the ground floor of this lucrative new opportunity. Therefore, we are announcing the availability of plenty of 'striped pork'. Please place your orders soon, we expect that this will be in high demand soon.

Today The AP Does Duranty

Yesterday it was the BBC. Today it is the Associated Press. Ian James from that outfit sings a paean to Hugo Chavez.

Chavez views presidency as epic struggle 

Underneath the fiery persona is a man who both firmly believes in his vision and is shrewd enough to know how to sell it. Chavez sees the world in black and white and casts himself as crusader, a role that is at once genuine and expedient. He truly empathizes with the common people of Venezuela, but it is also vital for him to hear their cheers, be their hero and feel the power.

"Vamonos," Chavez bellows to his entourage in the hotel lobby. "It's a beautiful day."

Chavez gets behind the wheel, seatbelt off, and the motorcade sets out on a road trip through Apure state. He is visibly relaxed to be back in these southern plains, where he was once stationed as a soldier.

"Listen to this song," he says suddenly, turning up the volume on the stereo. It's a pasaje folk tune by Eneas Perdomo, a favorite from his childhood. He repeats the lyrics — "I remember the harp with tenderness like a watercolor painting…" — then raises his voice an octave and sings: "Apure is always Apu-u-u-re."

Entering a traffic circle, he abruptly veers away from the motorcade for a view of the Apure River, despite protests from his 27-year-old daughter Maria in the back seat.

"I'm going this way just a second," Chavez assures her. "It's a magical river," he muses out loud.

To understand Chavez, it helps to see these plains, spreading lush and green in the rainy season, all the way from the Venezuelan Andes in the west to the Orinoco River in the east. This is the land where Chavez grew up poor in the town of Sabaneta and later spent three formative years in Apure. It's a personal history he draws on often in his speeches.

"A man from the plains, from these great open spaces… tends to be a nomad, tends not to see barriers. You don't see barriers from childhood on. What you see is the horizon," says Chavez, whose first question to a foreigner is often, "Where are you from?"

The stereotype in Venezuela is that people from the plains, or "llaneros," tend to be talkative, boisterous cowboy types with a rich tradition of folklore. Chavez fits the bill.

"I have deep roots here," he says. "When I die I want them to bury me here in this savanna, anywhere, because you feel like a part of it."

He says it was the injustice he saw here — of "impoverished people living atop a sea of oil" — that drove him in the 1980s to lead a secret dissident group. As he drives past stands where poor people still sell pineapples and cantaloupes today, he reflects, "We're in the process of freeing the slaves. It's still slavery, disguised." He has expressed the idea so often that it sounds almost rehearsed, yet still seems heartfelt.

The few cautions James puts in are swept away by the pure, gush of painting Chavez in a beautiful light. Funny, it sounds really familiar:

Lenin took and shaped Marxism to fit the Russian foot, and although circumstances compelled him to abandon it temporarily for the New Economic Policy, he always maintained that this political manoeuvre was not a basic change of policy. Sure enough, Stalin, his successor and devout disciple, first emasculated the NEP and then set about abolishing it. Today the NEP is a sorry stave in the outer courts of the Soviet palace.

That is what Stalin did and is doing to our boasted Western individualism and spirit of personal initiative—which was what the NEP meant—not because Stalin is so powerful or cruel and full of hate for the capitalist system as such, but because he has a flair for political management unrivalled since Charles Murphy died.

Stalin is giving the Russian people—the Russian masses, not Westernized landlords, industrialists bankers and intellectuals, but Russia’s 150,000,000 peasants and workers— what they really want namely, joint effort, communal effort. And communal life is as acceptable to them as it is repugnant to a Westerner. flits is one of the reasons why - Russian Bolshevism will never succeed in the United States, Great Britain, France or other parts west of the Rhine.

Stalinism, too, has done what Lenin only attempted. It has re-established the semi-divine, supreme autocracy of the imperial idea and has placed itself on the Kremlin throne as a ruler whose lightest word is all In all and whose frown spells death. Try that on free-born Americans or the British with their tough loyalty to old things, or on France’s consciousness of self. But it suits the Russians and is as familiar, natural and right to the Russian mind as it is abominable and wrong to Western nations.

This Stalin knows and that knowledge is his key to power. Stalin does not think of him as a dictator or an autocrat, but as the guardian of the sacred flame, or ‘party line’ as the Bolsheviki term it, which for want of a better name must be labeled Stalinism.

The more things change. Everything old is new again.

A Few - Very Few - Voices Of Sanity

Little Green Footballs links to one of the more deranged diaries on Daily Kos. This one should turn the stomach of anyone with a brain.

At the new mainstream voice of the Democratic Party, Jewish lesbian “sallykohn” explains: Daily Kos: Why I Have A Little Crush on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

No, it’s not a joke. And no, this is not an unusual sentiment at Daily Kos.

Why I Have A Little Crush on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad  

I know I’m a Jewish lesbian and he’d probably have me killed. But still, the guy speaks some blunt truths about the Bush Administration that make me swoon…

Okay, I admit it. Part of it is that he just looks cuddly. Possibly cuddly enough to turn me straight. I think he kind of looks like Kermit the Frog. Sort of. With smaller eyes. But that’s not all…

I want to be very clear. There are certainly many things about Ahmadinejad that I abhor — locking up dissidents, executing of gay folks, denying the fact of the Holocaust, potentially adding another dangerous nuclear power to the world and, in general, stifling democracy. Even still, I can’t help but be turned on by his frank rhetoric calling out the horrors of the Bush Administration and, for that matter, generations of US foreign policy preceding.

By far and away, the commenters are favorable to this viewpoint. They support the author despite an apparent death wish. Well, ok. To be fair I count a few sane commenters there as well. One sums it up nicely:

No wonder they call us moonbats

…among any number of many other reasons.

This kind of extremist tripe really lends credence to the whole "San Francisco Looney" stereotype of all liberals everywhere. "Hi! I'm a jewish lesbian with a drug habit and I just looove Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad… he's sooo dreamy!"

The whole purpose of Daily Kos, as has been pounded into our heads by Kos himself, is to get Democrats elected.

Do you seriously think crapola like this diary is going to win the hearts and minds of American voters? You truly believe that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad speaks truth to power? That's what you find so sexy that you might just go straight?

I am just completely dumbfounded by some of the people around here. I really am.

"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

Yes, it is the responsibility of Kos to keep this sort of thing in check. He chooses not to and hides behind the "it wasn't me, it was that there diarist" screen whenever the heat goes on. Bull. His site just gave a massive gift to Republicans to hammer the heck out of any Democratic candidate that does not distance themselves from Kos and Kompany. This is as stupidly narcissistic as the MoveOn ad. Most people, when they read that (and they will, count on it) are going to wonder what the hell the Democrats are doing cozying up to fools who have a crush on monsters. There are a few sane people over there who realize what a disaster this diarist has just brought. But they are few and far between.

UPDATE: Others sure to make sure this lovely piece of work gets seen: Gateway Pundit, The Astutute Bloggers, Hot Air, Don Surber, Dan Riehl, 186k per Second, Mac's Mind, Suitably Flip, 7.62mm Justice, PA Pundits, The Van Der Galiën Gazette, The Oxford Medievalist, Gay Patriot, Flopping Aces, The American Princess, Captain's Quarters, Yourish.comTake Our Country Back, Hugh Hewitt, Leaning Straight Up,

And Another Lesson

The last post dealt with the inability of the government to manage a relatively simple thing - providing wireless internet. (Yes, compared to the complexities of health care, that is a very simple thing). John Fund over at the Opinion Journal takes a look at ArnoldCare - California's attempt at putting in place a plan that is almost identical to Hillary Clinton's super "new" plan. (They are virtually identical because they were "incubated and hatched" by the same person.)

The two plans have many features in common. ArnoldCare's $12 billion-a-year price tag represents about a tenth of Mrs. Clinton's estimate for the costs of her plan, roughly in line with California's share of the national economy. Both include mandates to buy health insurance, a ban on premium differences based on health status, Medicaid expansion, and a requirement that insurers have to offer policies to all applicants.

All of this is the brainchild of Laurie Rubiner, who directed health-care issues at the liberal New America Foundation until she left in 2005 to become Mrs. Clinton's Senate legislative director. She was replaced by Len Nichols, who in 1993 served as the liaison between President Clinton's budget office and Mrs. Clinton's health-care task force. Ms. Rubiner isn't taking direct credit for selling Mr. Schwarzenegger on her plan, but aides to the governor confirm her role. Steve Clemons of the New America Foundation acknowledges that Ms. Rubiner "incubated and hatched" the ideas at the heart of the governor's plan. Ms. Rubiner declined to respond to a request for an interview.

Given the similarities, here are some political lessons that ArnoldCare might teach us about how Mrs. Clinton's plan might be received:

The claim that no new bureaucracies are created will be challenged. Like Gov. Schwarzenegger, Mrs. Clinton envisions requiring everyone to prove they have health insurance. But she's vague on the details: "At this point, we don't have anything punitive that we have proposed." You can bet she will have some ideas.

Even so, making certain people have insurance is easier said than done. California has had a law mandating that drivers have car insurance since 1970 and has required physical proof of insurance to register a car for a decade. Even so, the Insurance Research Council says 25% of the state's drivers remain uninsured.

DO read it all. ArnoldCare is in serious trouble in the California legislature. There is no money to fund it and no real way to make it work. But you can bet that are lots and lots and lots of ways to make health care fail. The first one is to let the government control it.

There’s A Lesson Here…….

Government steps in to provide low cost services to the citizens. Promise is high, the rhetoric is glowing. Things are going to be great - and all for free! Then reality sets in and the government finds it can't keep the promises it made. Costs multiply. Businesses are forced into reorganization as the whole house of cards collapses. There is a lesson here about letting the government run anything, be it health care or, in this case, free wireless internet access.

WASHINGTON (AFP) - Ambitious plans for big Wi-Fi networks to provide free or low-cost wireless Internet access are being abandoned or scaled back by US cities as the economics of the deals turn out to be more challenging than expected.

San Francisco and Chicago in recent weeks abruptly halted plans to set up municipal Wi-Fi networks while Internet giant Earthlink, a partner for a number of cities, has begun a reorganization that will limit new projects.

Wi-Fi, one of the most popular standards for wireless Internet access, had been seen as a means of connecting more people at a relatively low cost, and city leaders across the United States had been rushing to use the technology for "digital inclusion" programs for low-income residents.

But cities and companies are finding the economics more difficult, with many expensive access points needed and relatively small numbers of subscribers signing on.

"I think it's a troubled market," said Daryl Schoolar, senior analyst at the research firm In-Stat.

"Some thought a lot of people would rush out with laptops and would use it. But Wi-Fi doesn't really penetrate buildings well. And people use Wi-fi mainly in hotels, airports and cafes."

Although some privately operated Wi-Fi deployments in these high-density locations have become popular, analysts say the notion of a large municipal network blanketing cities is questionable.

MuniWireless, a website tracking municipal projects, counts over 400 cities in planning or development of Wi-Fi networks. But analysts say only a small percentage of these are operating, and many are primarily for police or public-safety access.

"The problem is finding a business model that really works," said Stan Schatt, analyst with ABI Research.

The final sentence in the article says it all:

"When government gets involved in these projects, no matter what government, it just trips over itself."

If they can't manage wireless access, why in the world would you want them controlling health care?

Nannies In The News

Nannies are showing up everywhere in the news today. Item: Decatur, Alabama is under siege by a mysterious black ninja nanny goat. Nobody knows where the goat came from or why it is running all over town.

Southeast Decatur apparently hasn't heard the last of a mysterious goat that eluded police and escaped into the brush earlier this week.

Dispatchers said Friday that calls about black goat sightings continue to come in nightly.

Citizens in the area of Birch Street and 20th Avenue tried to trap the goat in a fence Wednesday evening, but the wily critter escaped once more, dispatchers said.

A reader e-mail to The Daily on Thursday claimed the goat had been seen near Walter Jackson Elementary that evening.

The nanny goat is also taser-proofed. Cops tried that last week. Sounds like a regular goat rope. Meanwhile, criminals in New Zealand are exchanging goods for goats.

Burglars of a Reefton house stole cash, CDs and alcohol - but left behind a goat.

A couple returned to their home at midnight on Thursday to find they had been burgled.

The woman, who is terrified of goats, then went into the spare room to find the animal curled up on the bed.

Hey, at least they got a nanny out of the deal.

New Catalog!

Oh, boy! The brand new Lillian Vernon catalog is out! Doug Ross has the details.

(And if you have no idea what this is about, go see Flip.)

Crazed Connecticut Cattle!

A man from Killingly, Connecticut had his house attacked by a crazed bull on Friday. And no, he does not live in a china shop.

KILLINGLY, Connecticut (AP) — An escaped and raging bull attacked a neighbor's home, tearing off siding, ripping down part of a fence and damaging a car.

Wayne Johnson said he found the bull in his yard Friday morning. It had wandered in from a nearby farm.

While he watched, the bull repeatedly charged his house, tore off clapboards, flipped a picnic table, rammed his car and tore down part of the fence around his swimming pool, he said.

"He was crazy," Johnson said. "The thing was ripping my house apart."

Johnson called police, who called the state Department of Agriculture. They suggested finding the farmer who owns the animal.

Gee, government employees sure are helpful up there in Connecticut, aren't they? Now the really big question: does your homeowners policy have a "crazed bull attacked my house" rider on it? Apparently, it would be a good idea.

Decision-Making By Wishful Thinking

Walter Reich, former director of the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum, looks at the misuse of memorials to human atrocity to provide photo-ops for political purposes. He finds it as wrong today as it was when it caused him to resign. Told that Yasser Arafat had been invited to visit the Holocaust Memorial, Reich reacted in a negative fashion:

When, as the museum's director, I learned of the invitation, I immediately objected to it. I said that the visit had been set up as a photo-op, and that neither the museum nor the dead should ever be used to advance political or diplomatic ends.

Lerman changed his mind, supported my objections and disinvited Arafat. But a chorus broke out, a chorus of wishful thinking that the Palestinian would become a changed man after visiting the museum. On "Meet the Press," then-Secretary of State Madeleine K. Albright said she regretted that Arafat had been disinvited. Lerman received political pressure to restore the invitation.

He did. He and his colleagues on the museum's board of trustees, all of them presidential appointees, convinced themselves that the Palestinian leader would be educated and transformed. In a meeting, board members repeatedly asked me to escort him on a VIP tour and a wreath-laying ceremony in front of the museum's eternal flame, set atop a plinth containing soil from concentration camps and ghettos. I refused. Not long after that, I resigned.

In the end, the Arafat visit never took place. On the day he was to come, he canceled. The Monica Lewinsky scandal had just broken and the media had decamped to the White House to cover it. There would be no photo-op. And therefore no political advantage to the visit.

He is, of course, talking about the ruckus that occurred last week when Mahmoud Ahmadinejad attempted to set up a visit to Ground Zero. That appears to have been avoided at this point. But Reich is quite correct: wishful thinking is not a good way to make decisions. Hoping that seeing the results of an act of terrorism would change Ahmadinejad's mind about backing terror is about as wishful as you can get and still remain unmedicated.

UPDATE: See also: Burkean Reflections, The Oxford Medievalist,

Taking Away Freedom

Mark Steyn takes a look at HillaryCare v2.0 and really does not like what he sees.

Last week freedom took another hit. Hillary Rodham Clinton unveiled her new health care plan. Unlike her old health care plan, which took longer to read than most cancers take to kill you, this one’s instant and painless – just a spoonful of government sugar to help the medicine go down. From now on, everyone in America will have to have health insurance.
Hooray!

And, if you don’t, it will be illegal for you to hold a job.

Er, hang on, where’s that in the Constitution? It’s perfectly fine to employ legions of the undocumented from Mexico, but if you employ a fit 26-year-old American with no health insurance either you or he or both of you will be breaking the law?

That’s a major surrender of freedom from the citizen to the state. “So what?” says the caring crowd. “We’ve got to do something about those 40 million uninsured! Whoops, I mean 45 million uninsured. Maybe 50 by now.” This figure is always spoken of as if it’s a club you can join but never leave: The very first Uninsured-American was ol’ Bud who came back from the Spanish-American War and found he was uninsured and so was first on the list, and then Mabel put her back out doing the Black Bottom at a tea dance in 1926 and she became the second, and so on and so forth, until things really began to snowball under the Bush junta. And, by the time you read this, the number of uninsured may be up to 75 million.

Nobody really knows how many “uninsured” there are: Two different Census Bureau surveys conducted in the same year identify the number of uninsured as A) 45 million or B) 19 million. The first figure is the one you hear about, the second figure apparently entered the Witness Protection Program. Of those 45 million “uninsured Americans,” the Census Bureau itself says over 9 million aren’t Americans at all, but foreign nationals. They have various health care back-ups: If you’re an uninsured Canadian in Detroit, and you get an expensive chronic disease, you can go over the border to Windsor, Ontario, and re-embrace the delights of socialized health care; if you’re an uninsured Uzbek, it might be more complicated. Of the remaining 36 million, a 2005 Actuarial Research analysis for the Department of Health and Human Services says that another 9 million did, in fact, have health coverage through Medicare.

Steyn goes on to point out that a lot of the "uninsured" are either choosing to opt out for now or are rotating in and out of insurance coverage due to job changes and the like. So we have a solution that is actually in search of a problem. And more of your rights and freedoms are being taken away in the name of doing what is for your own good. And have no fear, the increasingly authoritarian left knows better than you do what is good for you. Just ask them.

Just don't ask them for any freedom.

Indoctrinating And Bullying Business?

The Las Vegas Review Journal has an editorial today that attacks politicians who are using the power of their offices to attempt to bully and indoctrinate private businesses into toeing their line on global warming.

Contrary to what Al Gore, his pals in Hollywood and the uber-liberals say, the global warming issue is far from settled.

Hundreds of scientists contest the notion that industrial emissions are responsible for an imperceptible increase in the Earth's average temperature over the past 100 years. Recent revisions to NASA temperature calculations have cast serious doubts about the viability of models used to predict humanity's demise. And even Mr. Gore acknowledges that if Western nations abandoned their automobiles and shut down their economies, China, India and other developing countries would pump more than enough pollution into the sky to make up the difference in the decades ahead.

Such facts make it all the more disturbing that some state government officials are among the truest believers in cataclysmic global warming scenarios. Politicians are increasingly using the power of their offices to bully business. Heretics are drawn and quartered by vindictive regulation, which makes the public pay twice through higher consumer prices and higher taxes.

Last week brought two news stories indicative of the dogmatic global warming policies undertaken by bureaucrats. One offered a glimmer of hope for those who challenge the alarmist rhetoric of doomsayers. The other revealed how far these followers will go to impose their will.

Go read about the two court cases. Both are extreme cases of overreach by politicians. More importantly, both are attempts to use the courts to force policies into place. Since crippling the American economy will do nothing to stem greenhouse gasses, but will certainly badly damage America, do we really want law imposed by judges? Especially since there is ample evidence that the solutions being touted by the true believers are actually worse for the planet?

Running Hot And Cold

Changing positions:

But Newsweek didn't note that (James) Hansen was a consultant to Al Gore's slide-show presentations on global warming. He also once received $250,000 from the Heinz Endowments, the foundation headed by Pittsburgh pickle princess Teresa Heinz. (Pittsburgh Tribune Review, August 12, 2007)

That's something to keep in mind when you read this from Investor's Business Daily:

On July 9, 1971, the Post published a story headlined "U.S. Scientist Sees New Ice Age Coming." It told of a prediction by NASA and Columbia University scientist S.I. Rasool. The culprit: man's use of fossil fuels.

The Post reported that Rasool, writing in Science, argued that in "the next 50 years" fine dust that humans discharge into the atmosphere by burning fossil fuel will screen out so much of the sun's rays that the Earth's average temperature could fall by six degrees.

Sustained emissions over five to 10 years, Rasool claimed, "could be sufficient to trigger an ice age."

Aiding Rasool's research, the Post reported, was a "computer program developed by Dr. James Hansen," who was, according to his resume, a Columbia University research associate at the time.

So what about those greenhouse gases that man pumps into the skies? Weren't they worried about them causing a greenhouse effect that would heat the planet, as Hansen, Al Gore and a host of others so fervently believe today?

"They found no need to worry about the carbon dioxide fuel-burning puts in the atmosphere," the Post said in the story, which was spotted last week by Washington resident John Lockwood, who was doing research at the Library of Congress and alerted the Washington Times to his finding.

Now, can someone change their scientific opinion because of changed data, or better data? Sure. But they generally acknowledge that they have. Hansen, when forced to revise his "authoritative" global warming numbers downward - because they were wrong - responded by attacking anyone who questioned his findings as "court jesters." He then dismissed the importance of the corrections because the US data only accounts for 2% of the earth's landmass. Yet Hansen seems more than willing to change positions whenever it is convenient and not acknowledge that he is doing so:

While Hansen and Schmidt now decry the immateriality of U.S. temperature history, this was definitely not the position of Hansen et al 2001. The entire purpose of Hansen et al 2001 was to provide a re-statement of U.S. temperature history, eliminating the inconvenient negative trend since the 1920s in the earlier publication. The heavy lifting for this re-statement had been done by co-author Tom Karl at NOAA, whose adjustments for time-of-observation and “station history” led to the re-statement of U.S. results reported by Hansen et al. The first sentence of the abstract stated:

The purpose of the present paper is to document the changes that have been made in the GISS analysis of surface temperature change subsequent to the documentation of Hansen et al. [1999] and to use this new analysis for a closer look at the United States and global temperature change.

In the running text, they observe ( a quote cited by a poster at realclimate):

Although the contiguous U.S. represents only about 2% of the world area, it is important that the analyzed temperature change there be quantitatively accurate for several reasons. Analyses of climate change with global climate models are beginning to try to simulate the patterns of climate change, including the cooling in the southeastern U.S. [Hansen et al., 2000]. Also, perceptions of the reality and significance of greenhouse warming by the public and public officials are influenced by reports of climate change within the United States.

Another reason is, of course, that there are far more temperature histories reaching back to the 1930s from the U.S. than anywhere else (more on this on another occasion). The adjustments did not include allowance for HO-83 thermometers known to have a positive bias on readings for a number of stations in the 1990s.

A really smart reporter might want to really look at who is benefiting from global warming hysteria. Because there are some real questions as to why the hysterics are demanding a switch to a fuel that actually increases CO2 emissions rather than cutting them, isn't there? And some agribusinesses stand to get very rich, don't they? Follow the money. 

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