Nannies are showing up everywhere in the news today. Item: Decatur, Alabama is under siege by a mysterious black ninja nanny goat. Nobody knows where the goat came from or why it is running all over town.
Southeast Decatur apparently hasn't heard the last of a mysterious goat that eluded police and escaped into the brush earlier this week.
Dispatchers said Friday that calls about black goat sightings continue to come in nightly.
Citizens in the area of Birch Street and 20th Avenue tried to trap the goat in a fence Wednesday evening, but the wily critter escaped once more, dispatchers said.
A reader e-mail to The Daily on Thursday claimed the goat had been seen near Walter Jackson Elementary that evening.
The nanny goat is also taser-proofed. Cops tried that last week. Sounds like a regular goat rope. Meanwhile, criminals in New Zealand are exchanging goods for goats.
Burglars of a Reefton house stole cash, CDs and alcohol – but left behind a goat.
A couple returned to their home at midnight on Thursday to find they had been burgled.
The woman, who is terrified of goats, then went into the spare room to find the animal curled up on the bed.
Hey, at least they got a nanny out of the deal.
When I was in the Air Force, I met a guy who often said “I’ve been to two county fairs and a goat roping–I have seen it all.”
That pretty well wraps it up, doesn’t it?
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