And In Today’s News To Make Men Cringe Department…..

We here at Blue Crab Boulevard have a bit of advice for men everywhere. It is our considered opinion that is a bad idea to negatively compare your current partner's sexual skills with those of another partner. It becomes a really, really bad idea to do so when lying naked next to the first partner. Especially when she has a kitchen knife at hand.

The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported.

Despite his shock and pain, the man managed to pull on his trousers and ride his motorcycle to a nearby hospital, where doctors had to put in 11 stitches to reattach the organ.

The unidentified woman only gets an 8 on the Bobbitt Scale. Named, of course, after the person who set the benchmark, Lorena Bobbitt. (She was arrested and charged by police.) Commence cringing, guys.

  • By feeblemind, Tuesday, 25 September , 2007 @ 10:35 am

    Off topic: In the cringe department: HRC’s bust is up on Drudge’s page.

  • By Gaius, Tuesday, 25 September , 2007 @ 10:50 am

    Yecchh.

  • By Mark, Tuesday, 25 September , 2007 @ 2:19 pm

    John Edwards is unafraid.

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