Jane Goodall: Biofuel Destroys Rainforests

Match of the titans. It is the icon of real environmentalism versus the Johnny-come-lately preacher of environmental salvation. Jane Goodall is denouncing the rush to produce biofuels - because that new, Gore-endorsed gold rush is denuding the planet of rainforests.

NEW YORK, Sept 26 (Reuters) - Primate scientist Jane Goodall said on Wednesday the race to grow crops for vehicle fuels is damaging rain forests in Asia, Africa and South America and adding to the emissions blamed for global warming.

"We're cutting down forests now to grow sugarcane and palm oil for biofuels and our forests are being hacked into by so many interests that it makes them more and more important to save now," Goodall said on the sidelines of the Clinton Global Initiative, former U.S. President Bill Clinton's annual philanthropic meeting…….

…….But critics say demand for the fuels has led companies to cut down and burn forests in order to grow the crops, adding to heat-trapping emissions and leading to erosion and stress on ecosystems.

"Biofuel isn't the answer to everything; it depends where it comes from," she said. "All of this means better education on where fuels are coming from are needed."

It isn't like regular readers will find this is new. I have been warning that a lot of people are worried about the real damage being done to the real environment by the "do Something" zealots. Well, "something" is usually really, really bad for the planet as a whole. Maybe Jane Goodall will finally get some rational people to realize that certain rich, energy-guzzling, holier-than-thou pedagogues with serious financial interests in the acceptance of "global warming" might be really advocating the destruction of the planet.

May I See Your Cigarette Papers, Please?

You really have got to be joking. Tennessee has just hit police state status over cigarettes. I wish to heck I was making this up:

NASHVILLE — Starting today, state Department of Revenue agents will begin stopping Tennessee motorists spotted buying large quantities of cigarettes in border states, then charging them with a crime and, in some cases, seizing their cars. (Emphasis added)

Critics say the new “cigarette surveillance program” amounts to the use of “police state” tactics and wrongfully interferes with interstate commerce. But state Revenue Commissioner Reagan Farr says his department is simply doing its job, enforcing a valid state law while protecting Tennessee retailers who properly pay state taxes.

Agents have already been watching out-of-state stores that sell cigarettes near the Tennessee border to “get a feel where problem areas are,” Farr said.

While declining to be specific, the commissioner said “problem areas” are generally along interstate highways with exits near the Tennessee border.

The idea is for the monitoring agent to spot a person buying cigarettes in volume at an out-of-state market, then departing in a vehicle with Tennessee license tags. Starting today, monitoring agents spotting such a suspect will call an arresting agent who will stop the car when it enters Tennessee, he said.

The agents will work “in roving teams at random times,” he said.

“This shows once again that Reagan Farr and the Department of Revenue are more interested in turning Tennessee into a police state than doing their job of collecting taxes,” said Drew Johnson, president of the Tennessee Center for Policy Research.

The reason? Tennessee went to a 62 cent per pack tax from a 20 cent one - and every state around them has substantially lower tax rates. So this is the response. Sending out spies across state lines and taking citizen's cars for daring to defy the mighty state.

This is not America. This is, frankly, jack-booted thuggery dressed up with good intentions.

Consumption taxes are absolutely regressive. They impact the poorest much more than the better off. Every time, no matter what the product. But the state of Tennessee feels it can spy on its citizens - across state lines - and then take their cars from them if they violate the regressive tax. So a person who wants or needs tobacco (maybe a "habit" but a legal one) who is also not well off may want to cross the border to avoid a punitive tax. The better off shrug and pay it. But the state drops the hammer on the working stiff who wants a smoke at a fairly reasonable price.

Get this straight - whether you smoke or not, this will impact you. Because when the revenues fall - and they will - the state will tax something else. Something you hold dear. And they have set the standard for how they will enforce it.

By placing a boot on your neck. Welcome to Tennessee, the volunteer to be subjugated to the government state.

UPDATE: Others:  Rook's Rant, QandO, David Harsanyi's Blog, The Agitator, Hot Air, The Oxford Medievalist,

Notice what's missing? That is the full list commenting on this that is up over at Memeorandum.  Not. One. Lefty. Blog. You know, the folks who howl that terrorists deserve civil rights. The ones who screech about the erosion of civil liberties. The ones who are frauds.

UPDATE: Correction. Rook's Rant is a left-libertarian blog. And as of this update the only one commenting.

Translation Of “Gotcha”

The ruckus started yesterday, but I didn't post about it then. The Editor & Propagandist site touted a machine (Google) translation of a Spanish newspaper as a "smoking gun" that President Bush was bent on war no matter what:

Bush purportedly said he planned to invade Iraq inf(sic) March "if there was a United Nations Security Council resolution or not….We have to get rid of Saddam. We will be in Baghdad at the end of March."

From there, Juan Cole was off and running:

The transcript, it seems to me, provides a whole rack of smoking guns that could be a basis for impeaching George W. Bush. The transcript shows that Bush consciously intended to go to war without a United Nations Security Council resolution.

But Jose Guardia, Pajamas Media Senior Editor speaks the language (he lives there) and translated it a bit differently than Google's automatic software did:

What it says is that the US would be in Iraq in mid-March whether there was a second UN resolution or not, one that Bush said he would try to get by all means, which is an entirely different matter.

The specific translation:

As for me, from now on I’ll try to use the softest rhetoric I can, while we look for the resolution to be approved. If some country vetoes [the resolution] we’ll go in. Saddam is not disarming. We must catch him right now. We have shown an incredible amount of patience until now. We have two weeks. In two weeks our military will be ready. I think we’ll achieve a second resolution.

A tempest in a mistranslation then. But just for fun we took that last quote and ran it through Babelfish from English to Spanish and back:

As far as me, now ignited of me I will try to use the smoothest rhetorician I bark, whereas we looked for the resolution of being approved. If the resolution enters some vetoes of the country [ ] we. Saddam is not disarming. We must take it now. We have demonstrated an incredible amount of patience until this moment. We have two weeks. In two weeks our military will be ready. I think that we will reach one second resolution.

From there we took that last translation and went from English to French and back again:

As for me, now lit of ego I will try to use what is smoother rhetoric beat, while we seek the resolution to be approved. If some vetoes of the country enter the resolution ]. Saddam does not disarm. We must now take it. We showed an incredible quantity of patience until this moment. We have two weeks. In two weeks our soldiers will be ready. I think that we will reach one second resolution.

But the real kicker was when we translated that from English to Dutch and back:

Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

Ain't playing gotcha fun?

Competing Analyses

There are two interesting analyses of the situation in Burma right now. One from the old media, the other from the new. Let's start with Denis Gray from the Associated Press. He is the AP bureau chief in Bangkok, Thailand, and has reported on Myanmar since the mid-1970s. (He reported on the 1988 uprising where thousands were gunned down in the street.)

Every sign of dissent over the decades has been crushed, including a major uprising in 1988 that ended when troops gunned down thousands of peaceful demonstrators and imprisoned the survivors.

The world has changed in many ways since 1988. The Iron Curtain fell a year later, showing freedom can emerge if authoritarian regimes aren't ruthless. Globalization brought increasing economic integration to Asia, including investment in a poor place like Myanmar. The Internet has made it increasingly difficult for governments to control information and dissent.

But in Myanmar, which is also known as Burma, there are no outward signs of any change in the cardinal principle of the generals: Retain power at all costs, no matter international pressure and condemnation.

"The risk of not cracking down is infinitely greater than risk incurred in cracking down," said Mary Callahan, an expert on Myanmar at the University of Washington. "What we've seen in the last two days is a very clear message they are moving to put down what they consider a threat to the nation."……..

……By Myanmar standards, the crackdown so far has been muted. Though the military will not be satisfied until it has won, several restraining forces may be at work that would prevent a replay of 1988 and indicate some willingness to make compromises later.

One is the rise of neighboring China — the regime's leading trade partner and military supplier. Beijing has recently made low-key but telling statements urging the rulers to reconcile with the opposition and restore stability.

Gray's take is that the odds are heavily stacked against the uprising. He really does not see this working out well for democracy.

But there are no signs the generals, ensconced and safe in the remote new bunker-like capital of Naypyitaw, intend to relinquish any of the real power they have held since the last civilian government was toppled in 1962.

Questions have been being raised about whether soldiers — who are virtually all from the Buddhist ethnic Burman majority — would defy the taboo on mistreating monks and other countrymen. Most Burmese males spend at least a token few weeks as monks as a show of devotion.

However, there are no signs of cracks among the military's rank and file. Soldiers have shown no sympathy for protesters, and none has changed sides as happened in 1988 when some air force personnel joined demonstrations. Troops are kept isolated in barracks; their families get free housing and medical care.

"Judging from the nature and habit of the Myanmar military, they will not allow the monks or activists to topple them," said Chaiyachoke Julsiriwong, a Myanmar scholar at Chulalongkorn University in Bangkok.

The junta keeps an army of 400,000. That is pretty darn large for a small country and absent foreign enemies, it can only be for one reason - to hold power internally. Switching them to new media, Richard Fernandez, Pajamas Media Sydney editor reports thusly:

The most important development in Burma over the last 24 hours is that the protest movement has not retreated before the government crackdown. The blogger Jotman reports that many thousands gathered at the Sule Pagoda yesterday, September 27. The government responded by opening fire killing several people, including a Japanese journalist.

If the Burmese government thought this would end things they were wrong. The protesters quickly picked themselves off the floor and immediately afterward, as the Irrawaddy reports, crowds continued through the city defying the curfew.

Crowds defied the curfew in several parts of Rangoon on Thursday evening. A 6 p.m. to 6 a.m. curfew was clamped on the city on Wednesday, but as darkness fell on Thursday crowds of protesters still roamed the streets. At Hledan junction, security forces fired warning shots after the crowds ignored orders to disperse and go home.

The lastest report from Irrawaddy dimly hints that it is the generals who may be starting to crack. Unconfirmed reports from a Western diplomat speculate that the government may try opening negotiations with the opposition and that Senior General Maung Aye, not the nominal paramount General Than Shwe is now in charge.

One western diplomat in Rangoon has speculated that army chief vice Snr-Gen Maung Aye may meet the detained pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi soon in an attempt to ease increasing tension in Burma. The source added that Maung Aye calls the shots for the moment.

Whether or not this is true, the generals are under increasing pressure.

I hope the protesters can get the upper hand. But if other brutal regimes have fallen by failing to act ruthlessly to suppress dissent, I also hope the Burmese junta has failed to learn that lesson. If they did, the uprising is in trouble. Agam in Thailand has more.

“Labour Brainwashing”

A British father is asking a court to intervene in what he is calling brainwashing by the Labor government in Britain. Specifically, he wants them to stop distributing copies of Al Gore's movie, An Inconvenient Truth, which he asserts contains quite a lot of convenient lies.

Lorry driver and school governor Stewart Dimmock is seeking a court order quashing the Govern-ment's decision to distribute the documentary and four short films to 3,500 schools and also to declare that decision unlawful.

Mr Justice Burton, who must decide whether to allow a judicial review of the policy, asked if Mr Dimmock was interested in climate change.

Mr Paul Downes, Mr Dimmock's counsel, replied: "Lots of parents have written to him supporting his application. They do not want our children brainwashed in this way by the New Labour Thought Police."

Mr Downes also pointed to one of the short films in the pack, Champions' Diaries, which was produced by the farming and environment department Defra.

In it children are represented as fervent converts to the Government's agenda, said Mr Downes. He added: "Religious language is used, such as 'spread the word' and 'spread the news'. It's all designed to spread the Government gospel."

David Miliband, who was environment secretary when the school packs were announced in February, said at the time: "The debate over the science of climate change is well and truly over."

Mr Downes told Mr Justice Burton - who has not yet seen the Al Gore film - that it was "half scientific, 30 per cent pure politics and the other 20 per cent is what I would describe as sentimental mush".

He added: "The mush is there to soften up the viewer for persuasion. Of the half of the film that is scientific, the majority is either false or vastly exaggerated."

Well, yes it is. The 20 foot sea rise is nonsense as even the IPCC has pointed out - and they are not even close to being an uninterested party in all this. Many others have pointed out - repeatedly - the very bad science in Gore's film.

Meanwhile in other Gore news, word has been sent to the Nobel Prize committee that unless Darth Gore wins a prize, he fully intends to cash out earth's balance.

If This Is Thursday, This Must Be Turtle Day

We have a turtle trifecta today! First it was the earlier item about the snapping turtle in a British pond. Well, it was in the pond, now it's in a turtle soup kitchen, so to speak. No, we don't mean it is being made into soup, it is in a shelter getting three squares a day. Now we see that turtle and raise it by two. Two heads, that is.

PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. — A rare and bizarre creature has made its way from Florida to a Pennsylvania aquarium store. The two-headed turtle has a head on each side of its shell.

The creature also has four front legs and two back legs.

Experts said the yet-to-be-named reptile is just an odd freak of nature.

Hmmph. Shows how much the media knows. Obviously, this is a bit of genetic engineering by the Animal Uprising™. These dreaded "duo-turtles" will soon be eating twice their weight in food daily. And when they reach full growth, they'll be able to swallow human swimmers in two bites - at the same time!

Moving right along, college students in Florida went searching for turtle nests at the seashore. They didn't find any. But they did find copious quantities of pot.

The students, who follow crawl signs to locate and protect nests, discovered plastic bags of marijuana washed ashore at the north end of the barrier island, said Julie Meeks, acting superintendent at the national seashore. The drugs were turned over to the Camden County Sheriff's Office because the National Park Service has no secure storage facility to hold the estimated 30 to 40 pounds of marijuana, Meeks said.

"All indications were the bags were not in the water that long," Meeks said.

Since the discovery, however, Meeks said more plastic bags containing marijuana have washed ashore "all over the island," including three more bags Thursday after high tide.

We're pretty sure that was the turtle's stash the students found.

Bobby’s Corner: Great Economic News

Hey guys! It's me, socialist icon, tireless campaigner for humanity and all-around nice guy, Bobby Mugabe. I have more great news after my speech to the UN where I got to accuse BushCo of all kinds of things, just like my fellows there in the United States! Solidarity forever, Kidz! Anyway, I gleaned a lot of useful stuff from some US websites to use in my speech. I,m sure a lot of you Bush haters felt your lips moving when you listened in rapt attention to what I had to say. Which I'm sure you did.

Anywho, let's get on with the great news. We've managed to reach another milestone ahead of schedule! My grand economic plan is almost completed. I got that new law passed (like that was hard with those rubber stamps in the parliament!) where we get to take all the Western assets left in the country and pass them out like Halloween candy to loyal supporters! Now we'll finally reach that special goal: 100% unemployment!

Even better, we've also managed to reach another environmental goal. (I know a lot of my friends in the west have been playing up the environment, pretending they really care about it. You guys are great at that scam, really.) So I wanted to pass along that we managed to reduce our population from 12 million to just 8 million in only seven years! (I told you there were business opportunities here!). Oh sure, some are still alive despite all the AIDS patients we "cure" each month , but they live in South Africa now. Not my problem, man! But I have bragging rights for having eased the strain on natural resources! See, I can do it just like you guys do.

Well, I have to go talk to Mahmoud and give him a high five for the way he sandbagged that guy at Columbia. What a card he is. You guys keep up the good work of ignoring Zimbabwe (and Burma now, too) and keep the pressure off me, 'K?

Dictatorially yours,

Robert Mugabe

Teenage Mutant Duck-Chomping Turtles

Wardens at a British park have finally had enough. They have rounded up duck enemy number one, Snappy the snapping turtle. The turtle terror has been munching on pretty much everything he could, but was particularly fond of ducks. Snappy has dined well for the past two decades, however. He's massive.

When he was released from captivity 20 years ago, he was only a nipper.

But after munching his way through two decades of pond life - including countless fish and unsuspecting ducklings - this turtle has emerged as a 20lb monster.

His nickname is Snappy, his modus operandi ruthless.

Lurking in the depths, he spies young birds then uses his razor-sharp beak to drag them under and devour them.

Such is his size and insatiable appetite, wardens at Caldicot Country Park in South Wales deemed him a risk to visitors and decided to move him from his pond to a new home.

Fortunately for the wardens, Snappy was a male and, apparently, a bachelor. Because turtle traps are nothing to mess with. (By the way, if you look at the pictures, the head warden is lucky he still has all his fingers. Snapping turtles have very long necks and are very, very fast. They have been known to reach as far as halfway back the length of their shell to bite.)

Freedom By Religion

The Christian Science Monitor has a fascinating article about the connection of religion to freedom and especially democracy. It is much greater than many people would have you believe. They point out that the Buddhist monks who are leading the marches against the guns of the junta in Burma are but the latest in a long string of incidents.

Last month, when the junta was forced by its bungling to double fuel prices, the people's economic suffering was intimately observed by the monks, who daily interact with the faithful in acts of humility and kindness. Their natural legitimacy has propelled them to lead nonviolent demonstrations aimed at withdrawing support from the regime and to demand democracy. Worldwide, religious leaders from the Dalai Lama to South Africa's Archbishop Desmond Tutu have offered moral support.

Events in Burma are a model, repeated throughout history, of religious movements helping overthrow colonial powers and dictators. Protestant clergy helped spark the American Revolution, with one British commander complaining that "sedition flows copiously from the pulpits." The Vatican II changes of the Roman Catholic Church in the 1960s helped followers in many countries stand up to tyranny. Catholic nuns and priests were on the front line of a "people power" revolution in the Philippines that overthrew a dictator in 1986. Pope John Paul II helped his native Poland lead the way to free Eastern Europe of communism. Soviet dissidents were spiritually nurtured by a few Russian Orthodox priests, helping bring about the 1991 collapse of the Soviet Union. In Indonesia, a 30-million-strong Islamic group called Nahdlatul Ulama gave moral support for the 1998 overthrow of dictator Suharto.

That is not to say that all religions are created equal, BTW:

Not all religious movements lead to democracy. The ruthlessness of the Taliban in Afghanistan, the social power of the Wahhabi clergy in Saudi Arabia, and the claim to rule by Iran's clerics reveal a type of Islam that imposes religious values by dictate rather than by the kind of mutual respect that breeds democracy.

The opposite also holds true. The worst atrocities in the 20th century were perpetrated by atheistic regimes. Somewhere between 7 and 10 million starved to death by Stalin in 1933 in the Ukraine. As many as 40 million killed by Mao's regime in China. Pol Pot "only" managed about 2 million.

Fancy New Name, Same Old Problem

I'm not picking on T-Steel, who posts over at The Moderate Voice. I just happen to have taken exception to a couple of his posts in the past few days when I saw them pop up on Memeorandum. Today he has a post about the "Transhumanism Movement" that bugs me a little.

From Wikipedia:

Transhumanism (sometimes symbolized by >H or H+) is an international intellectual and cultural movement supporting the use of new sciences and technologies to enhance human mental and physical abilities and aptitudes, and ameliorate what it regards as undesirable and unnecessary aspects of the human condition, such as stupidity, suffering, disease, aging and involuntary death. Transhumanist thinkers study the possibilities and consequences of developing and using human enhancement techniques and other emerging technologies for these purposes. Possible dangers, as well as benefits, of powerful new technologies that might radically change the conditions of human life are also of concern to the transhumanist movement.

Excellent description of the aspect of futuristics, or future studies, that deeply interests me. Call me a transhumanism apprentice. Transhumanism clashes with religion at many levels since many transhumanists are atheists. Personally I’m more of a secular spiritualist and agnostic. But I never beat people up about their religious beliefs. It is counterproductive to the nth degree. But I digress.

There really is nothing new about this. This is just a slightly different take on eugenics. In even shorter terms it can be labeled 'playing God'. The problem, of course, is who decides what is good and what is bad? What traits do you select for and enhance and what ones to you suppress or eliminate? And how do you eliminate the "bad" traits after you select them. Do you kill those with undesirable traits. Do you sterilize those who carry the traits? You can see why eugenics has gotten a bit of a bad name, especially since the Nazis flirted with it.

My doctor once told me that high triglycerides were associated with people from countries that had a historical "feast or famine" cycle. At one time it was a desirable trait because it enabled people to get through the lean times. Now, with more secure food sources, it is not so good to have. (I do not know for sure that's the case, BTW. I did find a couple of papers that seem to bear that out.) So, what if you selectively eliminate a trait that would be beneficial under certain conditions without realizing that it did actually have such a function. Who decides?

What if you select for certain traits, then find out down the road that some combinations are lethal in the long term? What if you inadvertently eliminate something, like the ability to make music?

Playing God isn't really all that easy, is it?

(The Wikipedia entry on Transhumanism lists a lot arguments that have been raised about it, BTW. They also note that transhumanists have renamed eugenics as "reprogenics". New name, same, old goals.)

The Incredible Dancing Kos

Tom Maquire notes the rapid pirouette executed by none other than Kos when he published his latest enemies list.

Following the condemnation of the MoveOn ad by the House and Senate the Mighty Kos of the Nutroots compiled a list of those Democrats who "we can trust to have our backs".  All the rest, we are advised, are "a fair-weather friend, at best".

But in the comments a reader revolt ensues - what about Obama?  This prompts the following laugh-out-loud update:

Added Obama to the list. He abstained in the anti-MoveOn bill, but his rationale (it was a protest against a ridiculous piece of legislation) was sound.

One presumes Kos didn't tell Matt Stoller about the about face executed by the Koz Kidz.

Dawn At Dawn

NASA's Dawn spacecraft lifted off shortly after dawn today, bound for the Asteroid Belt and two visits to bodies in that cluttered piece of sky. The craft is powered by ion egnines. This will be the first mission that actually has a probe stop at one place, then move to another.

Dawn's mission is the world's first attempt to journey to a celestial body and orbit it, then travel to another and circle it as well. Ion-propulsion engines, once confined to science fiction, are making it possible.

"To me, this feels like the first real interplanetary spaceship," said Marc Rayman, chief engineer. "This is the first time we've really had the capability to go someplace, stop, take a detailed look, spend our time there and then leave."

The 3 billion-mile trip began a little after sunrise. The Delta II rocket thundered through a clear blue sky and headed southeast above the thick clouds over the horizon. A harvest moon was faintly visible in the west.

"Dawn, you're on your way. Good luck," Launch Control said once Dawn separated from its third rocket stage an hour later, right on cue. Already, the spacecraft was 4,000 miles from Earth.

Dawn won't reach Vesta, its first stop, until 2011, and Ceres, its second and last stop, until 2015.

The NASA Dawn webpage has images and information about the mission. Wikipedia on Ceres and on Vesta.

Sabotage In Chicago?

The FBI is investigating the removal of a dozen railroad spikes from a set of tracks in Chicago. These are the spikes that hold the rails in place, and removal of a lot of them in a small section of track is very dangerous. The FBI is treating it as deliberate sabotage.

The spikes hold down metal plates that bind the rails to wooden ties underneath.

"If a sufficient number of spikes are removed in a contained location, there's the potential for the rail to shift, which would lead to disastrous results and train derailment," said Federal Railroad Administration spokesman Steve Kulm.

Metra workers discovered the missing spikes on Monday and notified police and federal authorities, including the Department of Homeland Security and the Transportation Security Administration, which investigates threats to planes and trains.

The FBI said it was conducting a criminal investigation into "sabotage." FBI spokesman Ross Rice said agents also were checking for possible connections to a domestic violence case involving a Metra engineer.

"No one has claimed responsibility or called in a threat," Rice said. "No similar incident has been reported to us in the metropolitan area. This is a serious incident, and we are aggressively investigating."

Shots were fired at two different trains on the same section of track earlier this year. There is no evidence at this time that this is terror related. The section of track is apparently a heavily used one and this really could have been ugly if a train had derailed at a high rate of speed.

The Donkey In The Room

It just seemed wrong to use elephant in this context. The Telegraph is reporting on a leaked poll performed by Lake Research, a Democratic pollster, that indicates that Hillary! Clinton might cause real problems if she wins the nomination. Enough so that most Democrats won't talk about it and the few that are are scared out of their socks.

A leaked Democratic poll has suggested that Hillary Clinton, the frontrunner in the race for the party's presidential nomination, could lose the 2008 election because of her "very polarised image".

The survey by the Democratic pollsters Lake Research indicated that both Mrs Clinton and Barack Obama, second in the Democratic race, trailed Rudy Giuliani, the Republican front runner, in 31 swing congressional districts.

The private memo, leaked to The Washington Post, painted what researchers described as a "sobering picture" for Democrats who believe that President George W Bush's disastrous favourability numbers almost guarantee they will capture the White House next year.

All party preference polls show that Democrats are much more popular than Republicans. But when the names of individual candidates are used, the gap narrows considerably.

"The images of the two early [Democratic] favourites are part of the problem," the memo said.

The leaked poll found that Mr Giuliani, a centrist Republican with liberal stances on issues such as abortion and gay rights, leads Mrs Clinton by 49 per cent to 39 per cent in the swing districts.

Ten points is an enormous difference and a genuine potential disaster for the Democrats. The media, for the most part pretty firmly in the tank for Democrats, is trying to paint a picture of inevitability to a Democratic victory in 2008. Results like this indicate that they may just be whistling past a graveyard. Last night the Democratic candidates could not give assurances that the US would be out of Iraq but did assure America that ever higher taxes are coming. They may be overplaying their hand. Badly.

More Austrian Monkey Business

A court in Austria has thrown out the latest attempt by activists to get chimpanzees declared persons under the law. Saying that the people who brought the suit had no legal standing to do so, the judge tossed it, leaving the activists fuming.

A provincial judge in the city of Wiener Neustadt dismissed the case earlier this week, ruling that the Vienna-based Association Against Animal Factories had no legal standing to argue on the chimp's behalf.

The association, which worries the shelter caring for the chimp might close, has been pressing to get Pan declared a "person" so a guardian can be appointed to look out for his interests and provide him with a home.

Group president Martin Balluch insists that Pan is "a being with interests" and accuses the Austrian judicial system of monkeying around.

"It is astounding how all the courts try to evade the question of personhood of a chimp as much as they can," Balluch said.

A hearing date for the Supreme Court appeal was not immediately set.

The legal tussle began in February, when the animal shelter where Pan and another chimp, Rosi, have lived for 25 years filed for bankruptcy protection.

Activists want to ensure the apes don't wind up homeless if the shelter closes. Both were captured as babies in Sierra Leone in 1982 and smuggled in a crate to Austria for use in pharmaceutical experiments. Customs officers intercepted the shipment and turned the chimps over to the shelter.

Their upkeep costs about euro4,800 (US$6,800) a month. Donors have offered to help, but there's a catch: Under Austrian law, only a person can receive personal gifts.

Left out of all the hyperventilation by the crusaders is the simple expedient of the activists either funding the shelter or buying the chimp to give it a more secure home. Instead they are wasting money on lawsuits. But ti really isn't about the welfare of the animals at all. It is about loathing for humans.

 "The question is: Are chimps things without interests, or persons with interests?" Balluch said.

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