Rare Snake Located

As usual, the British media has this story all hosed up. It seems a snake was discovered in Wales that has everyone mystified. They are saying it is a 15-foot reticulated python.

The reptile is a breed of reticulated python which is known for its prickly personality and potentially aggressive manner.

It is not poisonous but is sufficiently powerful to inflict a serious injury.

An RSPCA officer was called out to collect the snake after it was discovered by a member of the public at Gwehelog, near Usk in south Wales…….

……"We would appeal to whoever this belongs to, to come forward," said the RSPCA. "Pythons do not occur naturally in south Wales so it must have disappeared from somewhere and you would think that the owner would notice."

We here at Blue Crab Boulevard Believe this is actually the rare Welsh pygmy python, a completely sophistical species that has long been thought extinct. The Welsh word for it is "bgfrggnsnkthttsshphrds." Or something like that.