So This Orangutan Walks Into The Zookeeper’s Office……

….And asks the woman for a date. Sibu, an orangutan living at the Apenheul Primate Park in The Netherlands will not mate with any lady orangutans. He prefers tattooed blonde women instead.

Apenheul Primate Park hoped Sibu would become its breeding male when he arrived two years ago, but orangutans aren't his type.

"He chases them, or ignores them, but he doesn't do what he should do," said a spokeswoman for the park.

Instead, Sibu fancies his female keepers, especially blondes. That, the spokeswoman said, was common for orangutans but Sibu has a fetish for tattoos, harking back to a heavily tattooed keeper who reared him.

"orangutans have special interests in special subjects. Sibu happens to like tattoos," she said.

Well, they could always put a temporary tattoo and a blonde wig on a lady orangutan, couldn't they? Do we have to think of everything? We also strongly advise this woman to stay away from the Apenheul Primate Park. She is not only blonde and tattooed. She'd definitely give Sibu ideas.