1. By joining an elite group of terrorists, (Yassar Arafat), murderers (Gorbachev), rapists & pedophiles (UN “peacekeepers”), thieves (Kofi Annan and the UN), liars (Rigoberta Menchu), and anti-Semetic lunatics (Jimmy Carter), Albert has finally begun climbing the social ladder.

2. As others have already noted, William Jefferson Clinton must be seething with rage that the Goracle won the Prize before he did. But don’t worry – when the Clinton II administration is facing economic and political disaster in 2010 or so, the Nobel committee will ride to the rescue.

Speaking of which – may I congratulate the Nobel committee for making the Peace Prize worthy of its name? Once upon a time it was carelessly given to nobodys like Mother Teresa, Lech Walesa, and Andrei Sakharov who promoted human rights, freedom, human dignity and other neocon garbage. Blessings to the current members who have stood against the worldwide Jewish conspiracy!