I can't make this stuff up. Honest.
I'm late getting started today because I stayed up rather late and then at 6:00 this morning, a damned helicopter circled the apartment complex where I live for a half an hour — no exaggeration. I timed it. It was hovering right over my building, low and loud enough to wake me up — which is not easy. I've slept through earthquakes in my lifetime.
I didn't think much of it at first. I assumed it was just passing over and maybe there was low cloud cover or something but when it was still just as loud ten minutes later, I finally got up to check it out. It was circling the McCompound and while I watched it came in and hovered over the building right across from my deck. I didn't try to wave it down because I standing there naked in the dark. I watched until it started moving again, and I heard it circling for another 20 minutes. I have to admit, for a moment, I wondered whether I should get dressed in case they were coming for me. I took a tranq and went to back to bed instead but I tried to figure out what they could have doing when I finally woke up again………
……..So what was that chopper doing over my house, which is in the middle of nowhere by the way? Beats me, but it surely is strange how I keep having these weird sightings.
We here at Blue Crab Boulevard have it on good authority that the black helicopters are actually in short supply. Only the biggest lefties will get rides in those, Libby. The smaller fry will get a visit from a black Yugo, instead.
(I am literally sitting here shaking my head right now.)
This is supposed to be a surprise? Who do you think was in it? Why, Karl Rove, of course! Stop being naive.
That is so unfair cherry picking Gaius. You cut out the whole investigative part of the post. And if you were a regular reader, you would know that this isn’t the first time I’ve had a weird helicopter event.
I’ve regularly had helicopters buzzing me for over two years now. I’ve seen more helicopters in the last two years than I have in my entire life and I’ve spent at least 15 years of it hanging around at airports and drop zones.
Mock me if you will, But it IS weird. I’m not complaining though, just documenting. I mean, if they DO come to get me, I sure hope it’s with the black helicopters. I’ve always wanted a free helicopter ride. ;=}
The investigative part makes it sound worse, Libby. That’s why I left it out.
We’ve had dragonflies swarming around the house for weeks now. My wife and I want to know who’s behind that…..
http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/10/09/the-dragonspies-are-coming/