Patterico’s Pontifications Notices Flaming Squirrels
Well, it's about time. That's all we can say. We've been trying to spread the word about the deadly, hive mind of the squirrels for some time. Talking squirrels, tripping squirrels, chocoholic squirrels, crutch-tenderized squirrels, arsonist squirrels, never-ending squirrels, zombie squirrels, the list is endless.
All we can say is, it sure took you long enough.
By mockinbrd, Monday, 22 October , 2007 @ 1:32 pm
I’m fed up with the dang squirrels here in North Florida. When it gets cold, like now, they get into the attic. they find ways down in the night and “we” come upon each other on cold mornings at 6:00a.m. They run amok! Under the refridgerator, in my sock drawer, even in my liquor supply! You haven’t felt invaded ’til you see a bushy greytail lapping up from a crashed bottle of Maker’s Mark.
However, I now trap ‘em, grill ‘em and serve ‘em with a nice acorn and mulberry salsa.