Close Encounters Of The Kookoo Kind
According to longtime friend Shirley MacLaine, Dennis Kucinich Had an encounter with a UFO and received directions from the craft.
"Dennis found his encounter extremely moving," MacLaine writes. "The smell of roses drew him out to my balcony where, when he looked up, he saw a gigantic triangular craft, silent, and observing him.
"It hovered, soundless, for 10 minutes or so, and sped away with a speed he couldn't comprehend. He said he felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind."
Poor Dennis. With friends like Shirley, he isn't exactly a shoo-in for the presidency, is he? We haven't the heart to tell him that what he encountered was not a UFO. It was actually Uncle Guido with his home built hovercraft. And Dennis misunderstood. He wasn't being given direction from the craft. Guido was asking for directions. Here's Guido on a test flight.
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Neocon News » Kucinich finally wraps up an endorsement! — Tuesday, 23 October , 2007 @ 1:04 pm
By Neo, Tuesday, 23 October , 2007 @ 11:30 am
At last an explanation of Dennis Kucinich’s odd course of life.
By Anthony (Los Angeles), Tuesday, 23 October , 2007 @ 4:36 pm
I’m still waiting for that sure-winner, a Kucinich-Paul 3rd party run!
(The humor factor alone would be amazing.)