Pointless News Continues

Well, the pointless story from the other day continues to dominate some people's minds. You'll recall that JK Rowling announced that a completely fictional character was fictionally gay. Well, the LA Times couldn't let that pass without getting someone to tell them what "hints" could be found in the Harry Potter books using 20/20 hindsight vision.

1. His pet. "Fawkes, the many-colored phoenix, is 'flaming.'"

It is also a "phoenix" which could mean he's really from Arizona.

2. His name. "While the anagram to 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' is 'I am Lord Voldemort,' as my good friend pointed out, 'Albus Dumbledore' becomes 'Male bods rule, bud!'"

Another anagram for Albus Dumbledore is Bermuda bull dose. We shudder.

You get the picture.