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Stripping The Light Scholastic

What's wrong with this picture: A teacher, warned by a parent that she had arranged a birthday surprise for her 16-year old, was expecting an interruption during drama class. That disruption, however, turned out to be a female stripper dressed as a police officer. The teacher only stepped in to stop things when the terpsichorean ecdysiast got down to her underwear and insisted the birthday boy rub lotion on her. The teacher did not intervene when a collar was fastened around the boy's neck and he was led around the room on a leash. The mother insists that she booked a guy in a gorilla suit, not the very un-PC fake PC.

"The teacher suddenly announced: 'Something is about to happen'.

Then a woman in a very short skirt walked in dressed as a copper.

"She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn't been doing his homework.

"Then she put on some Britney Spears music and got out a collar and lead from her bag and told him to put them on.

"No one could believe it. Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times - one for each year - on the bottom with her whip.

"Then she took off some clothes until she was down to her bra and pants, pulled out some cream, put it on her buttocks and told him to rub it in.

"To be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned - and when

the cream came out she told the stripper: 'That's it. That's enough'."

I'm really surprised the teacher let it even get to the leash part. Much less the whip. And the judgment of the stripper in question as well as the agency that sent her is, frankly, appalling. The school district is investigating.

World news | Gaius Thursday, 8 November , 2007

By Lars Walker, Thursday, 8 November , 2007 @ 2:07 pm

[Fish-in-a-barrel easy analysis:] The teacher probably kept telling herself, “Well, it’s still not as bad as what we do in Sex Education class.”
By sam, Thursday, 8 November , 2007 @ 5:21 pm

Where was all this stuff when I was in school? All these female teachers having affairs with their male students? Dang, I was born too soon.
By Bagley, Thursday, 8 November , 2007 @ 6:45 pm

Man, where was this kinda thing when I was in school…..
By bilbo, Thursday, 8 November , 2007 @ 7:14 pm

sam & bagley, you simply don’t understand the consequences of males having sexual intercourse with adult females at a young age. Perhaps you’d enjoy the occasion so much that you’d be a womanizer your entire life and incapable of having a lasting relationship? Just one consequence to consider. Another double standard that foolish men perpetuate in the USA is that it’s a great thing for a schoolboy to have sex with his female teacher. You fools need to educate yourselves. On the whole, I’d say men in America are damn fools and deserve whatever the feminists do to them. The men are too stupid to know otherwise.
By Gaius, Thursday, 8 November , 2007 @ 7:29 pm

So, how long has your sense of humor been non-functional, bilbo?
By kidrob, Friday, 9 November , 2007 @ 8:24 am

what! she didnt hand out condoms?