Paris Hilton, Activist
We really cannot make this stuff up. We try, but we just can't. Paris Hilton on the pressing need to cut off alcohol and stop wild parties.
Cut off alcohol to elephants, to be precise.
"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite said in a report posted on World Entertainment News Network's Web site. Her comments were picked up by other Web sites and newspapers around the globe.
Darn it. Dumbo's New Year's Eve bash is going to be a real drag this year…..
UPDATE: Dan Riehl caught this one. The AP has killed the story. After they published it, they checked with Paris Hilton's publicist who told them that Hilton had never made any comments about plastered pachyderms. Party on, Dumbo!
By mockinbird, Tuesday, 13 November , 2007 @ 4:37 pm
Sure, Paris, pick on the Republicans’ mascot! What about the Donkeys
you party with to excess.
I’ll give up my bottle of Old Greyear when you pry it from my cold gray snout!
By NortonPete, Tuesday, 13 November , 2007 @ 8:53 pm
“Beer is proof that God exists and wants Elephants to be happy”
Benjamin Franklin.
By Steve Burri, Tuesday, 13 November , 2007 @ 9:35 pm
What do elephants see when going through withdrawal D.T.’s?
By Gaius, Tuesday, 13 November , 2007 @ 9:47 pm
Pink Paris Hiltons?