More Murderous Monkey Mayhem
Well, the monkeys are at it again over in India. This time they are stealing cell phones (we're not making this up), breaking into houses and robbing homeowners of their soft drinks among other things. Woe to the person that tries to stop the simian invaders, too. The monkeys have no qualms about slapping a human silly.
"Monkeys are wreaking havoc in my constituency by taking away mobile phones, toothpastes, sipping coke after opening the refrigerators," Hiren Das told Assam state's assembly.
He said the primates were "even slapping women who try to chase them".
"It is a cause of serious concern in my area, with more than 1,000 such simians turning aggressive by the day," fumed Goneswar Das, another legislator representing Raha in eastern Assam.
Gangs of unruly monkeys have been assaulting and even killing people all over India. But they're going for cell phones now. Which can only mean they are communicating with one another!
By Greg, Saturday, 17 November , 2007 @ 1:43 pm
It’s obviously caused by global warming. We need to shut down India’s economy to make it stop!
/end_sarcasm
By Mockin'bird, Saturday, 17 November , 2007 @ 5:12 pm
You don’t ever hit a woman. This calls for pepper spray!
By kidrob, Sunday, 18 November , 2007 @ 7:57 am
helloo