The Canadian Beer Menace - Update
Following up on the report that Canadian beer drinkers are now the leading menace to the planet because of their use of the dreaded beer fridge to cause global warming, a few others are weighing in. We here at Blue Crab Boulevard would like to propose a modest solution to our neighbors to the north. For the good of the good of the children of the world, we ask Canadians to send us your beer. We promise to keep it safe and cold. Honest. Oh, and send bacon, too.
Others: Fausta: Clearly Joanna doesn't understand that a beer fridge is a necessity, not a frivolous luxury. (She also thoughtfully points out that The Mythbusters proved that the quickest way to cool beer is with a CO2 fire extinguisher!)
Moonbattery: Property rights are a small price to pay for rescuing the polar bears.
Granite Grok: Is this the Brit-Canadian version of Democrats getting vaccinations before going to a NASCAR race?
Jules Crittenden: Beer fridge buyback? When you pry my cold, dead fingers off it.
Small Dead Animals: Pack Your Bags, Bangladesh. Looks like you're moving to higher ground.
No Runny Eggs: My response, “Get me another beer, wenches!
Tim Blair: Well done, Canadian beer drinkers. I hope you’re proud of yourselves.
Humor, Junk Science, World news | Gaius Friday, 30 November , 2007 | 
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