Comments on: The Canadian Beer Menace – Update http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/ Summum nec metuas diem, nec optes - Marcus Valerius Martialis Thu, 19 Apr 2012 09:00:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: Maggie http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/comment-page-1/#comment-71886 Maggie Sat, 01 Dec 2007 16:58:53 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/#comment-71886 Gaius- Det. Spade: "Seems the victim was hit with a blunt object, causing a skull fracture." Partner: "Maybe this empty beer bottle?" Spade: "No, bigger ... This was obviously an autumn dark ... Full bodied. A beer you can sink your teeth into and chew on ... And it was kept cold to the perfect temp." Partner: "Well, that should narrow it down. Want me to start collecting samples from the local drive-thru's?" Spade: "Yeah ... But don't take them to headquarters ... Not enough room there. We'll work better at my place ... I got a big screen HD TV ... and room in my Canadian fridge." Gaius-

Det. Spade: “Seems the victim was hit with a blunt object, causing a skull fracture.”

Partner: “Maybe this empty beer bottle?”

Spade: “No, bigger … This was obviously an autumn dark … Full bodied. A beer you can sink your teeth into and chew on … And it was kept cold to the perfect temp.”

Partner: “Well, that should narrow it down. Want me to start collecting samples from the local drive-thru’s?”

Spade: “Yeah … But don’t take them to headquarters … Not enough room there. We’ll work better at my place … I got a big screen HD TV … and room in my Canadian fridge.”

]]> By: Gaius http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/comment-page-1/#comment-71865 Gaius Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:32:41 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/#comment-71865 Just so it doesn't star David Caruso. Now David Spade would be funny. Just so it doesn’t star David Caruso. Now David Spade would be funny.

]]> By: Maggie http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/comment-page-1/#comment-71864 Maggie Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:13:28 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/#comment-71864 CSI: Molson CSI: Molson

]]> By: Bleepless http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/comment-page-1/#comment-71860 Bleepless Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:34:04 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/#comment-71860 It's a deal, Maggie. Let's get scientific and raucous. It’s a deal, Maggie. Let’s get scientific and raucous.

]]> By: Maggie http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/comment-page-1/#comment-71840 Maggie Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:51:53 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/#comment-71840 Labatt's Blue ... Hallowed be thy name! Amen, eh? Labatt’s Blue … Hallowed be thy name!

Amen, eh?

]]> By: martian http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/comment-page-1/#comment-71837 martian Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:37:59 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/#comment-71837 Hoseheads of the world unite! We shall defend our beer fridges with our very lives, eh? Hoseheads of the world unite! We shall defend our beer fridges with our very lives, eh?

]]> By: Blue Crab Boulevard » Let’s Hang Some Smokes On The Tree http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/comment-page-1/#comment-71830 Blue Crab Boulevard » Let’s Hang Some Smokes On The Tree Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:15:30 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/#comment-71830 [...] Thanks to Maggie in the comments section, we now have evidence of the Canadian Beer Menace. [...] [...] Thanks to Maggie in the comments section, we now have evidence of the Canadian Beer Menace. [...]

]]> By: Maggie http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/comment-page-1/#comment-71828 Maggie Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:54:20 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/#comment-71828 Bleepless- Bring back lots of "evidence" ... for us to do, you know, forensics testing on, eh? Bleepless-

Bring back lots of “evidence” … for us to do, you know, forensics testing on, eh?

]]> By: Bleepless http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/comment-page-1/#comment-71825 Bleepless Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:47:30 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/#comment-71825 I'd respond in more detail, but I need to check this out personally. I can be in Vancouver in three hours. I'll get right next to the problem by pretending to be one of them, eh? I’d respond in more detail, but I need to check this out personally. I can be in Vancouver in three hours. I’ll get right next to the problem by pretending to be one of them, eh?

]]> By: feeblemind http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/comment-page-1/#comment-71820 feeblemind Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:25:33 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/#comment-71820 Thanks a bunch Maggie. That made my day. I haven't seen those guys for a long, long time. Thanks a bunch Maggie. That made my day. I haven’t seen those guys for a long, long time.

]]> By: Maggie http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/comment-page-1/#comment-71816 Maggie Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:02:41 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/#comment-71816 feeblemind - `cause I luvs ya and Bluecrab Blvd., and Christmas is just around the one-way street corner: SCTV Great White North - Beer Nog http://youtube.com/watch?v=kZyCVpM43MU feeblemind -

`cause I luvs ya and Bluecrab Blvd., and Christmas is just around the one-way street corner:

SCTV Great White North – Beer Nog

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kZyCVpM43MU

]]> By: feeblemind http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/comment-page-1/#comment-71800 feeblemind Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:20:13 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/#comment-71800 I can see a photoshop opportunity here. Imagine a Bob/Doug MacKenzie type holding a beer and leaning against an old refrigerator. Stenciled diagonally across the pic would be the words" Enemy of the State". Heh heh. I can see a photoshop opportunity here. Imagine a Bob/Doug MacKenzie type holding a beer and leaning against an old refrigerator. Stenciled diagonally across the pic would be the words” Enemy of the State”. Heh heh.

]]> By: No Runny Eggs » Blog Archive » They can pry my beer fridge from my cold, dead hands http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/comment-page-1/#comment-71797 No Runny Eggs » Blog Archive » They can pry my beer fridge from my cold, dead hands Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:35:20 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/11/30/the-canadian-beer-menace-update/#comment-71797 [...] (8:34 am 11/30/2007) - Thanks to Gaius at Blue Crab Boulevard for pulling up a semi-roundup of this. Meanwhile, Fausta, who also found the story, has a money quote - “For those of you in a [...] [...] (8:34 am 11/30/2007) – Thanks to Gaius at Blue Crab Boulevard for pulling up a semi-roundup of this. Meanwhile, Fausta, who also found the story, has a money quote – “For those of you in a [...]

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