Low mileage, light bar, siren, two-way radio. No charge for soot.
GREENSBORO, N.C. – A Greensboro police officer investigating a burglary found something else that was hot, his cruiser. Police said an officer responded to a reported burglary in progress around 2:15 a.m. Tuesday. They said the officer parked his vehicle and turned the headlights off.
But when he returned to his vehicle, the officer found it was totally engulfed in flames. Firefighters were called and they extinguished the fire.
They say it was leaves under the car. We here at Blue Crab Boulevard have another theory entirely. We suspect that it was another flaming Kamikaze squirrel arsonist who took out the cruiser.
I pray it wasn’t the curse of the Ford Crown Victoria, hit from behind.
I own Ford stock, please let it be a squirrel, they should be required to carry a 2 million dollar insurance policy by the state.