Death Match Bambi
Going to the mat with Bambi! A Maryland man got to star in the main event by wrestling a deer into submission in his own living room.
MONROVIA, Md. - A man subdued a deer that ran through the front picture window of his house. Martin "Pete" Castle wrestled the beast to the floor in the living room, and carried it out through the garage door, when Frederick County Animal Control officers took over.
"My couch is ruined," says Castle's wife, Robin. She had to clean blood off her computer, printer and coffee table.
Pete Castle was in the garage when the deer entered the house though a hole no bigger than a large steering wheel on Saturday morning.
Word is that the WWF is interested in signing Castle. Or the deer. Or both, for a cage match.
By Sam L., Tuesday, 18 December , 2007 @ 11:01 pm
How big IS a large steering wheel on Saturday? Compared, say, to Friday. Or Monday.
(Thanks for the straight line.)
By Gaius, Tuesday, 18 December , 2007 @ 11:04 pm
I’d say a seven and a half…
By MikeM, Wednesday, 19 December , 2007 @ 6:06 am
The WWE is going to have to settle for signing Mr. Castle. The deer is on its way to becoming jerky and venison burgers.
By Bleepless, Wednesday, 19 December , 2007 @ 7:36 pm
Two go in! One comes out!