http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/12/18/i-saw-some-lady-groping-santa-claus/ Summum nec metuas diem, nec optes - Marcus Valerius Martialis Thu, 19 Apr 2012 09:00:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/12/18/i-saw-some-lady-groping-santa-claus/comment-page-1/#comment-72746 I am just your humble messenger. « Constitution Club Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:52:17 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/12/18/i-saw-some-lady-groping-santa-claus/#comment-72746 [...] OH THE HUMANITY! ”The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted” I Saw (Some Lady) Groping Santa Claus! [...] [...] OH THE HUMANITY! ”The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted” I Saw (Some Lady) Groping Santa Claus! [...]

]]> http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/12/18/i-saw-some-lady-groping-santa-claus/comment-page-1/#comment-72708 NortonPete Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:58:00 +0000 http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2007/12/18/i-saw-some-lady-groping-santa-claus/#comment-72708 Note to all Santas: Santas at Christmas time are for children. Small innocent children. Santa Warning: Do not let people older than 13 or bigger than 5'8 sit on your lap. Note to all Santas:
Santas at Christmas time are for children. Small innocent children.
Santa Warning: Do not let people older than 13 or bigger than 5’8 sit on your lap.

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