Please, Don’t Squeeze The ….. Bride?

A bride-to-be is about to tie the knot wearing a wedding dress made out of Charmin toilet paper. The wedding will be held - naturally - in a restroom.

NEW YORK - Here comes the bride, all dressed in white … two-ply, extra soft toilet paper. Lovebirds Jennifer Cannon and Doy Nichols of Lexington, Ky., plan to get hitched Wednesday in a public restroom. She'll be wearing a gown fashioned from glue, tape and Charmin Ultra Soft and Ultra Strong toilet tissue.

The intricately detailed dress was designed by Hanah Kim, winner of the 2007 Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest, sponsored by Cheap-Chic-Weddings.com.

Ms. Kim must be flushed with success at her victory. The creation, which is actually quite nicely done, can be seen here. We're sure that Mr. Whipple would be very proud. One does, however, hope that the weather cooperates and there is no rain on the wedding day or the term 'blushing bride' will gain a whole new dimension.