Well, Jingle My Bells

The town in Maine that currently holds the world's record for largest snowman, a 113 feet, 7 inch behemoth named "Angus, King of the Mountain" was constructed in 1999 in Bethel, Maine. This year, they are going to top their own effort with an even taller snowwoman if all goes as planned.

The effort is slated to begin on Jan. 22 and take up to 20 days to complete, said Executive Director Robin Zinchuk.

"We definitely learned a lot the first time around and that's helping us know what we need to do. We really didn't know what we were doing last time," Zinchuk said.

The giant snowman was named "Angus, King of the Mountain" in honor of former Gov. Angus King.

Angus was so big that his nose was 8 feet long, his hat was 20 feet in diameter and the scarf around his neck was 120 feet long. His eyes were 4-foot wreaths, and his smile was made from automobile tires.

It took so much snow to make Angus that he didn't entirely melt away until mid-June.

Fashion ideas being tossed around for a giant snowwoman include making a skirt out of snow, adding a pink scarf and painting tires lipstick red for her mouth.

The town is looking for fashion ideas as well as a name for their creation. While "Hillary, The Ice Queen" comes to mind right away, we'd recommend they stay away from that. She might send Sandy Berger to visit and all the town's records might disappear. Besides, the ice trident might hurt someone.