In Today’s Happy Nude Year News
A woman has been arrested on assault charges after allegedly beating the heck out of her boyfriend while the two were nude together in a shower. The cause of the incident was the boyfriend's insistence that the man's dog be allowed to watch the couple showering. No, I am not making this up.
A police report said the man, 26, wanted his dog to join them in the bathroom, but the woman objected on Thursday night.
The woman told her boyfriend that if the dog doesn't stay out, she didn't want to be his girlfriend anymore. He replied that maybe his next girlfriend would appreciate the dog more, and called her a name.
The police report said the woman punched him in the face several times and the man dislocated his shoulder after the naked couple grappled. He told police his girlfriend threw a picture frame, which broke and cut him.
Obviously, the dog was the instigator in all this. We're pretty sure that the dog is a North American Peeping Tom Hound, also known as a Voyeur Terrier.
By NortonPete, Tuesday, 1 January , 2008 @ 5:09 pm
I thought that getting naked was a solution to marital fights.
There goes another theory down the drain.
Well maybe it didn’t work because they weren’t married.