Apparently Zombies Have Evolved

It used to be that you could count on zombies wanting one thing: brains. Not anymore!

Plastic surgery patients want Angelina's lips

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Eyes like Katie Holmes, the sultry pout of Angelina Jolie and a body like Jessica Biel make the perfect woman — at least in the opinion of plastic surgery patients in Beverly Hills.
 
The specific attributes of the three actresses topped the list of the annual "Hollywood's Hottest Looks" survey released on Thursday by The Beverly Hills Institute of Aesthetic and Reconstructive Surgery.

According to doctors Richard Fleming and Toby Mayer their clients ask for plastic surgery not to look exactly like a specific star, but to replicate a distinct feature of various celebrity faces and bodies.

The most requested look-alike female nose was that of "Grey's Anatomy" star Katherine Heigl, while actress Keira Knightley was tops in the cheek department, and Paris Hilton had the most sought-after skin.

Cannibal zombie chic! (Nobody actually knows where Angelina's original lips are at the moment, of course.)

Prodi Falls In Italy

Italian Prime Minister Romano Prodi lost a vote of confidence in Italy's upper house and has resigned. After only a 20 month run in charge of the country, meetings begin tomorrow on whether to name a caretaker government or to proceed with early elections.

ROME (AFP) - Italian Prime Minister Romano Prodi resigned on Thursday following 20 rocky months in office after the centre-left leader lost a vote of confidence in the Senate.
 
President Giorgio Napolitano asked Prodi to continue in office as the head of state holds consultations with political leaders, beginning Friday afternoon with the speakers of the Senate and the lower house Chamber of Deputies, the president's office said.

Prodi, 68, crippled by the defection early this week of the centrist Catholic UDEUR party, had decided to go ahead with the Senate showdown despite appeals from top leaders, including Napolitano, to resign instead.

The mild-mannered former economics professor appeared resigned to the near certainty that he would lose the vote but determined to carry through with it on principle.

"I am here because you cannot hide from the judgement of those who represent the people, and our people are watching us," he said beforehand.

The right is pushing for early elections. Prodi may be in a weaker position to oppose them since he did not resign before the vote was taken. That isn't exactly clear at the moment. Silvio Berlusconi held office from 2001 to 2006 - which is one of the longest stretches in post-World War Two Italian politics, as I recall. One report states that they have had 61 governments since the end of that war.

Bill Clinton Tarnishing Up The Global Image

A remarkable slap at Bill Clinton's vicious partisanship has just been delivered from Davos. John Gapper, writing in the Financial Times is blasting Clinton's efforts to tarnish the Clinton brand globally.

The Bill Clinton we have come to know, as Mrs Clinton has taken the political lead as a New York senator, is an elder statesman. Having seemingly placed the anger and humiliation of the late stages of his presidency behind him, he has travelled the world trying to improve life for millions of people.

The main vehicle for his outreach is the Clinton Global Initiative, which holds its annual conference in New York. There, Mr Clinton cuts a benevolent figure. Glasses perched on the end of his nose, he reads out details of each organisation that is being given the stamp of approval and calls its leaders up on stage for a certificate and often a hug.

While at the CGI this year, I accompanied the leaders of Camfed, an education charity that was the focus of FT’s Christmas appeal, to have a photo taken with Mr Clinton. He was, as usual, late but all of the organisations there indulged him: they thought a moment in his presence and a photo of the occasion was worth the tedious wait.

This Bill Clinton is inspiring. This one said in a speech last July: “If you think we’re hard-wired for aggression and hatred and division, all the latest brain science shows . . . we are capable of learning well into our 60s and 70s. The world doesn’t have to be the way it is. It can be otherwise if we imagine it and work for it.”

But this Bill Clinton has not been seen since Barack Obama emerged as a serious threat to Mrs Clinton’s hopes of the presidency. Instead of a non-partisan philanthropist, US voters see a partisan operative getting red-faced with anger as he bitterly rails against Mr Obama for, in Mrs Clinton’s words, “raising false hopes” that the US can be otherwise.

During his 1996 presidential re-election campaign, Mr Clinton said on a visit to Nevada: “I’m on the verge of finishing the last campaign I’ll ever be in unless I run for the school board one day.” Nevada should have been so lucky; he was back last week, lashing out at a reporter who asked him about legal action by Clinton supporters to block caucuses at Las Vegas casinos.

That followed his nasty performance in the New Hampshire primary, where he called Mr Obama’s opposition to the Iraq war “a fairy tale”. He has become so aggressive that he and his wife, who clumsily suggested that President Lyndon Johnson deserved more credit than Martin Luther King for 1960s civil rights reforms, have alienated some black leaders.

Maybe Mr Clinton is so emotionally caught up in getting his wife elected (and absolving his infidelities) that he cannot help himself. Or maybe it is a calculated political gamble in which he plays bad guy to her good woman and stirs up Latino voters to block Mr Obama’s progress. Either way, it does not reflect well on him.

Bubba's antics are not playing well globally. At some point, the folks who have come to adore him overseas will realize that they were being played by a smooth-talking but ultimately ruthless politician all along. Oh wait, they already are beginning to realize it. Gapper points out that if Hillary should win the nomination but lose the election, Clinton may be dead as a global brand.

See, there is a bright side to all of this.

Falling Out

Well, this is interesting. Robert Reich, former Secretary of Labor under Bill Clinton has just let go - both barrels - on Bill Clinton.

I write this more out of sadness than anger. Bill Clinton’s ill-tempered and ill-founded attacks on Barack Obama are doing no credit to the former President, his legacy, or his wife’s campaign. Nor are they helping the Democratic party. While it may be that all is fair in love, war, and politics, it’s not fair – indeed, it’s demeaning – for a former President to say things that are patently untrue (such as Obama’s anti-war position is a “fairy tale”) or to insinuate that Obama is injecting race into the race when the former President is himself doing it. Meanwhile, the attack ads being run in South Carolina by the Clinton camp which quote Obama as saying Republicans had all the ideas under Reagan, is disingenuous.

It is not pretty when old comrades fall out. This is the kind of damage I think the Clintons are doing to the Democrats. The fractures they are causing with their win at all costs mentality may be devastating. One hopes.

A Clash Of Green

Beggars belief, it does. California prosecutors are pursuing charges against a couple on behalf of their aggrieved neighbor. The neighbor alleges that his solar panels are being shaded by the couple's sequoia trees. No, I really am not making this up.

Talk about a clash of cherished green values.

In a case with statewide significance, the Santa Clara County District Attorney's Office is pursuing a Sunnyvale couple under a little-known California law because redwood trees in their backyard cast a shadow over their neighbor's solar panels.

Richard Treanor and Carolynn Bissett own a Prius and consider themselves environmentalists. But they refuse to cut down any of the trees behind their house on Benton Street, saying they've done nothing wrong.

"We're just living here in peace. We want to be left alone," said Bissett, who with her husband has spent $25,000 defending themselves against criminal charges. "We support solar power, but we thought common sense would prevail."

Their neighbor Mark Vargas considers himself an environmentalist, too. His 10-kilowatt solar system, which he installed in 2001, is so big he pays only about $60 a year in electrical bills. He drives an electric car.

Vargas said he first asked Treanor and Bissett to chop down the eight redwoods, which the couple had planted from 1997 to 1999 along the fence separating their yards. Later, he asked them to trim the trees to about 15 feet.

"I offered to pay for the removal of the trees. I said let's try to work something out," Vargas said. "They said no to everything."

He installed the panels.

After several years of squabbling and failed mediation, Vargas filed a complaint with the Santa Clara County district attorney arguing that the trees reduce the amount of electricity he can generate. In 2005, prosecutors agreed.

They sent Treanor and Bissett a letter informing them that they were in violation of California's Solar Shade Control Act and that if they didn't "abate the violation" within 30 days, they would face fines of up to $1,000 a day.

The law in question was signed into effect by Jerry Brown in 1978. Elsewhere in the state it is widely ignored. This is a nasty little situation. It appears that the solar panels were installed after the trees were planted. This essentially puts the people who have trees at a distinct disadvantage. I could see this being used - intentionally - as a weapon against people, and that makes it a real problem.

The Downside Of Serfdom

I posted about the human hamster wheels being touted as a carbon offset scheme by Western companies back in September of last year. The company involved in that scheme was shipping "treadle pumps" to India and touting it as human power to offset global warming. Well, I have no idea if the Indians got wise to this scheme and started shipping the pumps to Malawi, if the same company is involved or if this is a separate development. But farmers in Malawi are protesting furiously. Because operating the pumps all day makes the farmers too tired to have sex.

LILONGWE (Reuters) - Malawi will investigate fears that labour-intensive manual irrigation pumps distributed to poor farmers are hurting their sexual performance.
 
The farmers say using the pump makes them too tired for sex and have voiced their anger to the government.

"The government is aware of the problem, the parliamentarian committee on irrigation is also concerned about it and we intend to start probing and finding out if the pumps are really to blame for the problem," Adrina Mchiela, principal secretary in the Irrigation and Water Development Ministry, told Reuters.

The high-capacity treadle pump, touted as a major reason for improved food security in the southern African country, is designed to lift water from shallow wells and surface sources.

As is pointed out in the link in the other post, treadle pumps were outlawed in British prisons many years ago as being too cruel a punishment for prisoners. But apparently, being a carbon serf makes the punishment acceptable.

One wonders if this side effect was already known about, however. One wonders.

“Seems It Never Rains In Southern California…”


Seems it never rains in southern California
Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before
It never rains in California, but girl don't they warn ya
It pours, man it pours.
(A. Hammond, M. Hazelwood, It never rains in southern California)

Change 'pours' to 'snows' and you'd have an accurate description of what is happening in the mountains just north of Los Angeles right now. Hundreds of motorists are trapped by heavy snow on Interstate 5 in the Tejon Pass. Authorities have closed the highway and rescue crews are trying to locate and evacuate stranded motorists.

Traffic was halted in both directions on Interstate 5 in Tejon Pass, which rises to an elevation of 4,144 feet between the Los Angeles Basin and the San Joaquin Valley.

Early Thursday, a commercial inspector for the California Highway Patrol said officers and transit workers still were escorting down from the Pass area "hundreds" of motorists stranded by the snow and roadway closure. Officials were following drivers down the incline at very slow speeds.

It wasn't known how long the freeway would stay closed. The National Weather Service predicted two to four more inches of snow there Thursday.

"There are abandoned cars everywhere," said Wendy Gardner, a manager at Madd Bailey's Pub in Pine Mountain Club, where up to 10 inches of snow fell. "We got hit around 2:30 in the morning and it hasn't stopped."

A cold, upper-level low-pressure system off the Central Coast was responsible for the rain and snowfall, meteorologists said. Early Thursday, the storm had begun moving out of the region, the National Weather Service said.

Extremely heavy rain is hitting at lower elevations with a record-shattering 4.14 inches falling at the Santa Barbara airport. The old record was a relatively paltry 2.45 inches set in 1943. So I guess 'pours' fits after all, depending on where in southern California you happened to be.

Ghosts In The Machine

The Daily Mail has another of their periodic "mysterious photos" that purportedly shows a ghostly face. Of course, the photo was taken with a cell phone camera and the "face" is likely an illusion or some sort of artifact that really doesn't show a face at all. But I expect Benjamin Radford will end up writing something about this sort of photo "proof." He has already done so with the "orb" photos.

The Daily Mail article mentions this website that purports to have ghostly images. I used to do a fair amount of photography with actual film cameras and I think a lot of the "ghostly photos" look an awful lot like lens flare or film imperfections. What's funny is that they actually have a section on common internet hoaxes. Their "proof" doesn't look all that much different from those forgeries.

All Your Food Are Belong Us

(T)Hugo Chavez is now stealing food from major distributors in his latest bit of progressive socialism. Price controls didn't work, so it is on to outright theft. At gunpoint, apparently.

Venezuela's top food company has accused troops of illegally seizing more than 500 tonnes of food from its trucks as part of President Hugo Chavez's campaign to stem shortages.

The leftist Chavez this week created a state food distributor and loosened some price controls, seeking to end months of shortages for staples like milk and eggs that have caused long lines and upset his supporters in the OPEC nation.

The highly publicised campaign has also included government crackdowns on accused smuggling, with the military seizing 1,600 tonnes of food and sending 1,200 troops to the border with Colombia.

Jose Anzola, a director of food company Alimentos Polar, told reporters that troops stopped 27 of its trucks over the last three days and described the seizures as "illegal, arbitrary and irresponsible."

Troops said they halted the transport of 350 tonnes of food to states along the Colombian border on suspicion of smuggling, he said. Another 165 tonnes were impounded in an eastern state on accusations of hoarding, he added.

Chavez is rapidly wrecking the entire economy of Venezuela with his antics. More thoughts from Captain's Quarters, QandO, The Belmont Club and Fausta.

What's ironic here is that the theft of 500 tons of food will do basically nothing to help alleviate shortages - but will have a devastating impact on the incentives for private companies to actually produce enough food. In other words, Chavez has succeeded in actually making the situation even worse.

Death In Ekaterinburg

The Daily Mail reports that DNA testing on the remains of two bodies found last year confirm that all of the members of the Russian royal family were murdered in Ekaterinburg, Russia in 1918. None of them escaped the massacre. The last two bodies are those of Crown Prince Alexei and his sister Princess Maria. The other members of the family were buried in another grave. The identities of those first five bodies were confirmed by DNA testing earlier.

For 90 years, it has been an enduring mystery - did some members of the Russian royal family survive execution by the Bolsheviks in 1918?

Now DNA tests carried out on two sets of bones found in the Ural Mountains appear to have solved the riddle.

Forensic experts say initial results show the human remains belong to 13-year-old Crown Prince Alexei and his sister Princess Maria, 19.

The pair were shot on the orders of Lenin along with their father Nicholas II, the last tsar, their mother and three sisters in the year after the Russian Revolution.

Other tests are under way in Britain, where researchers hope to match DNA to members of the British Royal Family, notably Prince Philip.

He was a great nephew of Nicholas's wife Empress Alexandra, who was notorious for her closeness to Rasputin, the so-called mad monk she believed could cure Alexei's haemophilia.

The stories of what happened in Ekaterinburg on that July night in 1918 have changed repeatedly over the years. There seems to be fairly conclusive evidence that the entire family was, in fact, murdered in the basement of their residence. The real confusion starts when it comes to how the bodies came to be buried where they were found. It is not a pretty story. One should also note that the Russian government - that is to say strongman Vladimir Putin - is encouraging the interest in the Romanovs and the Russian imperial traditions. The Russian Orthodox Church does not recognize the remains of the family as being genuine. Make of all this what you will.

Market Manipulation

A French bank has uncovered the activities of a rogue trader that caused that bank, Société Générale, to lose more than £3.7 billion ($7.15 billion) and may well have triggered some of the recent global market gyrations. If the bank had not stepped in and canceled a whole raft of transactions that the rogue trader had set up, the results could have been devastating. The trader has disappeared.

A rogue trader gambled up to £60 billion in the world's biggest banking fraud disaster.

The dealer lost an astonishing £3.6 billion for French bank Société Générale and is today being blamed for this week's global stock market crisis.

The bank says it does not know where the unnamed trader is and admitted he still has his passport.

The unprecedented scale of his losses dwarfs the £860 million that went missing when Nick Leeson sank Barings Bank in 1995.

They came to light on Saturday after the man, believed to be a junior trader in his 30s who worked in Paris earning less than £75,000, had covered them up for months.

He had been taking enormous bets with the bank's money on the indices that measure movements in European stock markets — such as the FTSE 100. After grilling him for six hours the bank's bosses decided it had to cancel the bets immediately when the markets opened on Monday.

Some senior City figures said the "positions" were so huge that dumping them on one day could have been enough to trigger Monday's stock market meltdown, the worst since 9/11.

I realize that there are other factors out there that are causing problems in the global economic markets, but that a single person could cause this kind of chaos a bad thing. The bank has suffered a huge financial hit and has had its ratings downgraded. Executive heads are rolling over this, nobody was watching this one guy and what he was doing. It makes one wonder what else is under the rock.

When Did Iron Men In Wooden Ships….

….Morph into hapless men in broken down ships? Well, one could ask the British Ministry of Defense. The pride and joy of what is left of the Royal Navy, HMS Illustrious set sail from Portsmouth to lead a round of diplomatic port visits. They left on Monday. By Wednesday they were back in port with a broken refrigerator. No, really. They had to turn the aircraft carrier around to fix the fridge.

A FAULTY meat fridge is forcing a Royal Navy aircraft carrier to return to base today just two days after setting off for the Indian Ocean.

HMS Illustrious departed from Portsmouth Naval Base on Monday to head the multi-national Task Group Orion 08 which will be carrying out exercises and diplomatic visits during the next four months in the Indian Ocean and Mediterranean.

Navy spokesman Anton Hanney said a refrigeration unit used to store meat on the warship had been found to be in danger of breaking down.

He explained: "She has a minor problem with her refrigeration unit. It hasn't broken down but because she is off the south coast, the sensible thing is for her to come in and get that fixed before she goes off again.

"It wouldn't be prudent for her to go off with the chance of the unit breaking down while she was in warmer climates and then engineers would have to be flown out to her to fix it.

"It will not delay her programme in any significant way, she will be able to make up 24 hours without a problem."

I'm frankly appalled. What kind of engineering department does that ship have? If they needed a technician from back at base, it would have been vastly cheaper to fly one out to the ship - not a real hard thing to do on a freaking aircraft carrier - than the sail the entire ship back to port. You really have got to be kidding me. The Royal Navy has just illustrated that they would be unable to secure a bathtub, much less an ocean.

Nelson must be spinning in his grave right about now.

Dems Worried About Clinton Attacks

The Washington Post reports that many Democrats at the top of the party hierarchy are getting worried about the viciousness of the Clinton Attacks on Obama. They are trying to get Bill Clinton especially to tone things down before real damage is done.

In Washington, Senate Judiciary Chairman Patrick J. Leahy (D-Vt.), who endorsed Obama last week, castigated the former president for what he called his "glib cheap shots" at Obama, saying both sides should settle down but placing the blame predominantly on Clinton.

"That's beneath the dignity of a former president," Leahy told reporters, adding: "He is not helping anyone, and certainly not helping the Democratic Party."

That concern was also voiced by some neutral Democrats, who said that the former president's aggressive role, along with the couple's harsh approach recently, threatens to divide the party in the general election.

A few prominent Democrats, including Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (Mass.) and Rep. Rahm Emanuel (Ill.), have spoken to the former president about the force of his Obama critiques. There is some fear within the party that if Obama becomes the nominee, he could emerge personally battered and politically compromised. And there is concern that a Clinton victory could come at a cost — particularly a loss of black voters, who could blame her for Obama's defeat and stay home in November.

It isn't very pretty when the Clinton's standard tactics of personal destruction are deployed in an internecine battle. Funny how it took the Democrats seeing one of their own targeted by the Clintons to decry it. But while Clinton is openly playing the gender card, while accusing Obama of playing the race card (thereby playing the race card) may well have set up a scenario where there is a real backlash by the rank and file.

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