A Polish man has found out that there is a big advantage to being dead: zombies pay no taxes in Poland.
WARSAW (Reuters) – Red tape is preventing a Polish man from returning from the dead.
Piotr Kucy, 38 and from the city of Polkowice in southwest Poland, was wrongly identified by authorities last August as a drowned man, only to show up a few days after his own funeral.Despite pointing out the fact that he was alive to government officials, Kucy still remains dead in official records, stopping him from working and paying social insurance.
But on the bright side, a local newspaper reported on Tuesday, he no longer needs to pay taxes.
The government refuses to acknowledge that Kucy exists, even when he talks to them in person. Meanwhile, on hearing about this development, Charlie "Tax 'Em Higher" Rangel of the House Ways and Means Committee has vowed to close the "Zombie Loophole" in the US. Well, that's what we heard, anyway.
At JBM we are well aware of the coming Zombie Infestation…this is only the first sign. Remember, head shots are what are needed. And it should be large caliber.
Close the “Zombie Loophole”, I got a laugh out of that.