Fly The Friendly Unencumbered Skies
A German travel agency is proudly offering charter flights for a select group of people. The passengers will, as the company puts it, fly "The way God intends it." That would be soaring in the buff.
BERLIN (AFP) - German holidaymakers will be able to indulge their love of naturism by taking to the skies nude on special flights being launched this year, a travel company said on Monday.
"In the former East Germany, naturist holidays were a much-loved way of spending the best weeks of the year," said the founder of OssiUrlaub.de, Enrico Hess."We want to make that freedom possible above the clouds too."
The flights are aimed specifically at former East Germans, nicknamed "Ossis" in German, who feel nostalgic for the naturism that was authorised and extremely popular under communist rule.
The first nude flights will be a day-trip on July 5 between Erfurt in southeast Germany and the Baltic Sea island of Usedom, which is fringed by white sand beaches.
One hopes the tour operator screens the clientèle carefully. Some unencumbered folks from Southern Illinois might better be avoided. And for heavens sake, don't let any Australians on the plane. Also hope for a lack of turbulence for the flight. One shudders to think of the potential damage a cup of hot coffee could do if the air gets rough.
On a side note, my wife and I went on a cruise a number of years ago and wandered up onto the "clothing optional" sun deck of the ship just to see what was up there. What we found was not exactly anything we would have intentionally sought to view, I can assure you. (I have written once about Europeans at a resort in Florida.) I do not know what language the folks were speaking, it was not English. But an international incident was probably averted when my wife restrained me from pushing them back into the water.






