Aliens Bombard Alberta

Oh sure, the authorities are blaming it on a passing airplane, but we suspect it is the aliens again. A woman in Clagary, Alberta narrowly missed being hit by chunks of what is being described as "frozen liquid" when the objects smashed through the roof of her house.

CALGARY, Alberta – A Canadian woman narrowly avoided getting hit by several chunks of ice that crashed through her bedroom ceiling Thursday, likely dropped from a passing airplane, officials said.

The Calgary, Alberta fire department said the woman was in her room and only a few steps away when debris "exploded" through her roof shortly before 9:30 a.m..

Fire crews found several chunks of ice about 6 inches long on the bed, along with pieces of shingles, plywood, drywall and insulation.

Fire department spokesman Jeff Budai said his best guess is that the "frozen liquid" fell from a passing airplane.

We'd like to calmly point out the dangers of objects – frozen or not – crashing to earth as one recently did in Peru. Has anyone actually heard from a real person in Calgary recently? We demand answers.

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